A boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who was sitting underneath the boy's chair. Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to fart. He stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart.
"Duke!" the dad yelled.
"This is great!" the boy thought. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he let out another one.
"Duke!" the father barked. The boy thought he was homefree so he let everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart.
"Duke! Get out of there before the boy sh*ts on you!"
2007-05-20 00:23:04 · 28 answers · asked by :)☮♥ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg- this made me hafta' pee! great joke- i can't stop laughing! i need to go before i die! :)
2007-05-20 00:29:41 · answer #1 · answered by jazjam♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny 2 thumbs up
2007-05-20 00:27:03 · answer #2 · answered by seashellshb 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny haha 9/10
2007-05-20 00:29:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
see we think we fool are parents all the time but for some reasons they seem to have little birds whispering there ear that no one can see them
i use to look around all the time and no around but the parents still knew it was me
2007-05-20 04:03:26 · answer #4 · answered by theresa t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ye tha woz vry funni lol
u can sooooo hav a star 4 tha
2007-05-20 00:27:08 · answer #5 · answered by cerri-anne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PMSL. 10/10 for that one. Wheres my phone i need to tell my mate that joke.
2007-05-20 04:16:46 · answer #6 · answered by mick shaw 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a great first impression
2007-05-20 00:50:10 · answer #7 · answered by Mina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, this is a good one. Especially since it sounds just like my son!!!!
2007-05-20 00:47:24 · answer #8 · answered by sms 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-20 00:25:05 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great fun - a star for that one!
2007-05-20 00:25:44 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
made me smile not laugh out loud
2007-05-20 00:29:25 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋