Entertainment & Music - 20 May 2007

2007-05-20 08:25:25 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-20 08:25:17 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Sobriety Test

A man got pulled over by a cop because he was weaving in and out of the lanes.
The cop got out of his car and asked the driver to blow in a breath-analyzer tube to check his alcohol level.
"Oh, no," the driver said. "I can't do that. If I do that, I'll have an asthma attack and die."
"OK," said the officer, "let's go down to the station and you can pee in a cup to check your alcohol level."
"Oh, no, I can't do that. I'm a diabetic and if I pee my blood sugar level will go down so low that I might die."
"Fine then. Let's go to the station and take a blood test to check your alcohol level."
"Oh, no, I can't do that. I'm a hemophiliac and I'll never stop bleeding if you draw my blood."
"All right then, just step outside your car and walk this white line for me."

"Oh, no, I can't do that."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm drunk."

2007-05-20 08:24:53 · 10 answers · asked by Suzan K 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-20 08:24:18 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i almost got hit by a speeding ambulance,and even though it is the best thing to be hit by,i still would not have rated my chances.Anyway i feel i havent really lived life to the full and i would like to do something crazy before i die.i was thinking of standing behind a Jumbo Jet as it took off.Can you recommend anything else which i could do before die?.I dont want maggots to eat my rotting corpse until ive broken at least 20 bones

2007-05-20 08:23:11 · 19 answers · asked by QPRfan 6 in Polls & Surveys

were pregnant what did you crave? me it was chocolate. you?

2007-05-20 08:23:09 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...then you might be a redneck! LOL

2007-05-20 08:22:54 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Just a funny question and wondering what you think?
are there more fishes in lakes than the ocean?

2007-05-20 08:22:31 · 8 answers · asked by Rita 4 in Polls & Surveys

Here's the situation. I've had this guitar since I was 7 (my first), and I'm now 20. I think it's time to retire it. It's still in fairly good condition for a classical, even though the neck cracked a little, but it has a rich, deep resonance that I love. I'm looking for an acoustic--since that's the style I play, anyway--and am looking for something in the mid-lower price range, mostly for live performace.

Any suggestions on a good acoustic guitar with a rich bass and bright high notes? Preferably with a narrow neck and low action good for barre chords? I have tiny hands.

2007-05-20 08:22:15 · 4 answers · asked by Denise W 4 in Other - Music

2007-05-20 08:21:41 · 12 answers · asked by cc 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-20 08:21:02 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-20 08:20:34 · 29 answers · asked by doggywoggy7 2 in Polls & Surveys

get the urge to ask the question again,just to see what happens?

2007-05-20 08:20:32 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-20 08:19:56 · 20 answers · asked by cc 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-20 08:19:12 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-20 08:17:54 · 3 answers · asked by ceeyathere 3 in Comedy

i think it is cheryl cole she is so fit (i have to admit when ever a girls aloud song comes on on the tv i have to **** over her,anyone else)ashley cole is so lucky to be able to shag her

2007-05-20 08:17:43 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

so drunk when they tried to kick start their motorbike they fell off, repeatedly.
I stood in the pub and watched him for about 5 min. before he took off with his mates.

2007-05-20 08:17:23 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I was riding with my 20 y/o daughter, listening to her music. She was able to name every song just by the musical intro.. It took a while for me to realize if I even heard the song before and she would tell me before I knew that I had.

I surprised her as I found I could do the same pretty much for the decade I was born in and 2 more.

Maybe it's true what they said in the late sixties " don't trust anyone over thirty.

THE QUESTION IS , HOW MANY DECADES CAN YOU DO THIS AND FOR US OLDER GUYS, AT WHAT AGE DID IT STOP.

2007-05-20 08:16:26 · 11 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-20 08:16:25 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-20 08:15:24 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

do you ever get that feeling.........

2007-05-20 08:14:45 · 9 answers · asked by love_fool 3 in Polls & Surveys

My user-name is Miz Boons.
My friends gave me this nickname because I used to love reading Mills and Boons romance novels.

I've stopped reading them now but the name has stuck!!

Thank you

2007-05-20 08:14:45 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-20 08:14:45 · 13 answers · asked by Susie 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-20 08:14:27 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What the flip did I do wrong! ? I am mad now! TOUGH luck~ i will get over it won't I?

2007-05-20 08:13:29 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

they all look the same

2007-05-20 08:12:25 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

okay what is the name of this song and who sings it...? it's older and it's by a woman and the only part i can remember is : "i love you always and ever near and far closer together eveywhere i will be with you" i'm not sure if those are the exact words but it's all i really can remember sorry there isn't more....

thanks!
popogirl

2007-05-20 08:12:24 · 1 answers · asked by Alex 3 in Lyrics

I know I am!

2007-05-20 08:12:07 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George W. Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let the President know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message:

370HSSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.

No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA.

With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."

2007-05-20 08:10:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles