Sobriety Test
A man got pulled over by a cop because he was weaving in and out of the lanes.
The cop got out of his car and asked the driver to blow in a breath-analyzer tube to check his alcohol level.
"Oh, no," the driver said. "I can't do that. If I do that, I'll have an asthma attack and die."
"OK," said the officer, "let's go down to the station and you can pee in a cup to check your alcohol level."
"Oh, no, I can't do that. I'm a diabetic and if I pee my blood sugar level will go down so low that I might die."
"Fine then. Let's go to the station and take a blood test to check your alcohol level."
"Oh, no, I can't do that. I'm a hemophiliac and I'll never stop bleeding if you draw my blood."
"All right then, just step outside your car and walk this white line for me."
"Oh, no, I can't do that."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."
2007-05-20 08:24:53 · 10 answers · asked by Suzan K 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one!
9.2/10
2007-05-20 08:28:35 · answer #1 · answered by Jacques 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-20 16:46:24 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Open mouth, insert foot! LOL.
2007-05-20 16:56:16 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i actually like that one! i mean why cant people actually say this stuff in real life???
2007-05-20 15:33:57 · answer #4 · answered by marty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pml I didn't see that coming (Ok, I did).
2007-05-20 15:30:49 · answer #5 · answered by Jeni R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one.......new to me.
2007-05-20 15:45:50 · answer #6 · answered by kiako 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Hilarious and so damn true!
2007-05-20 16:15:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great one
2007-05-24 07:52:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is so cool.
2007-05-20 15:45:14 · answer #9 · answered by buttercup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
liking it!!
2007-05-20 15:41:40 · answer #10 · answered by missy herself 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋