Entertainment & Music - 17 May 2007

For me it's breakfast.I'm always in too big of a rush.I'll sometimes grab a small snack though.But that just about it.How about you?

2007-05-17 14:39:14 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

"You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of your girdle"
She is very cross & upset, but says nothing.
The next morning the bloke wakes her up in bed with a tweak on the boob & says " You know, if you firmed these up a bit we could get rid of your bra"
The wife is angry now, so she rolls over & grabs hold of his p*n*s.
With a deathly grip & through gritted teeth she says
"You know, if you firmed THIS up, we could get ris of the milkman, the gardener, the odd-job man & your brother!"

2007-05-17 14:37:56 · 18 answers · asked by funnygirl 4 in Jokes & Riddles

so I can't answer any more ????? so I am now choosing best answers and not getting any points...what is up with yahoo?????

2007-05-17 14:37:02 · 17 answers · asked by dianehaslegs 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-17 14:36:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

An Elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.
Holding hands they walked back to their old school.
It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally."

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money--fifty-thousand dollars.

Andy said, "We've got to give it back."
Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.

The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on the door.

"Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that
Fell out of an armored car yesterday?" Sally said, "No."

Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."

Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."

The agents turn to Andy and began to question him.

One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning.

Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday . . "

The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, "We're outta here."

2007-05-17 14:36:38 · 10 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

i ******* missed part of the episode

2007-05-17 14:36:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

2007-05-17 14:36:33 · 8 answers · asked by Girl Machine 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-17 14:36:12 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

2007-05-17 14:35:53 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hmmmmm......just wondering who can come up with the most creative sentence using these words:
naked......banana....butterdish

2007-05-17 14:35:06 · 23 answers · asked by Solace 4 in Polls & Surveys

I thought it was pretty good

2007-05-17 14:34:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comedy

2007-05-17 14:34:40 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-17 14:33:42 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I don't like his daughter.

I heard that him and his daughter are waaaaay closer than they should be.

2007-05-17 14:33:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why do sum people look at us and think that were demon worshipers ("THE GOTHICS"). I hate that We don't look at the other people that dress different and say hey look at those.... So does anybody think anything is wrong with us?

2007-05-17 14:33:01 · 3 answers · asked by Maria 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-17 14:32:47 · 26 answers · asked by Little Girl 2 3 in Polls & Surveys

do you know who the mayor of your city is? on the news a bunch of seniors graduating in my city didnt even know who our vice president was!! is that normal??

2007-05-17 14:32:44 · 33 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

My skin is itchy, I feel a slight bit faint, and my head hurts.
My teeth look good though...

Why is this happening to me?

2007-05-17 14:32:40 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My favorite is Ringo Starr, and yes, he is one of the best!

2007-05-17 14:32:16 · 18 answers · asked by WinoJunko 5 in Celebrities

mai old onez gone fuse..?
tiss mi tiss mi

2007-05-17 14:31:15 · 19 answers · asked by garbarSINGH 1 in Polls & Surveys

Such a lovely day for a walk!:)

2007-05-17 14:31:06 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-17 14:30:24 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A week later an Irish Setter showed on my doorstep. Should my prayer have been more specific?

2007-05-17 14:29:51 · 13 answers · asked by enzyme 305 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-17 14:29:45 · 5 answers · asked by prairiegurrl 5 in Polls & Surveys

I wouldn't mind getting married with Brad Pitt or Michael J. Fox

2007-05-17 14:29:37 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think Jordin is gonna win because she is amazing and Blake is a little bit good his beat boxing is amazing but its about the singing not the beat boxing GO JORDIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-05-17 14:27:46 · 6 answers · asked by BoY CrAzZii 1 in Celebrities

Without getting yucky junk on the bottom of my feet?

2007-05-17 14:27:25 · 33 answers · asked by qt 3 in Polls & Surveys

band or singer that makes you feel better when you're feelin' down?? The Allman Bros and a bottle of Sangria wine seem to be doin the trick for me........

2007-05-17 14:26:31 · 8 answers · asked by Daddy Woo Woo 1 in Polls & Surveys

besides P&S.

2007-05-17 14:25:08 · 14 answers · asked by Alexander 6 in Polls & Surveys

walk around naked when you are alone at home????

2007-05-17 14:24:49 · 52 answers · asked by Solace 4 in Polls & Surveys