Entertainment & Music - 15 May 2007

A male pastor walked into a neighborhood pub to use the toilet. The place was hopping with music and dancing, until people saw the pastor. As the room quieted down he walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the toilet?"

The bartender replied, "I really don't think you should."

"Why not?" the pastor asked. "I really need to use the toilet!"

"Well, I don't think you should. There is a statue of a naked woman in there -- and she's only covered by a fig leaf!"

"Nonsense," said the pastor, "I'll look the other way!"

So, the bartender showed the clergyman the door at the top of the stairs, and he proceeded to the toilet.

After a few minutes, he came back out, and the whole place was hopping with music and dancing again! He went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. When I came in here, the place was hopping with music and dancing. Then the room became absolutely quiet. I went to the toilet, and now the place is hopping again."

"Well, now you're one of us!" said the bartender. "Would you like a drink too?"

"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled pastor.

"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf is lifted on the statue, a bell behind the bar rings five times. Now, how about a drink?"

2007-05-15 12:30:17 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-15 12:29:16 · 47 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Polls & Surveys

Apparently he read my profile and saw that i'm from Texas... and is SO LAME that he could only come up with a charge that i might be racist...

r.e.t.a.r.d.


He probably won't see this until he gets into work tomorrow, but...

"Rico"(s): GET TO WORK!!!

2007-05-15 12:28:33 · 3 answers · asked by Amaris in Wonderland 6 in Polls & Surveys

There was a blackhead,a red head, and a blonde. They all applied for the same job. The blackhead was called in first. The man asked "whats your name?" and she said molly. Then he asked "how many ds are in indiana jones?" she said "one". Then he said she did a good job and he will get back to her. next the red head went in. she got asked the same questions and she answered them all correctly. The man said he will get back to her. Then the blonde went in. The man asked "whats your name?" she said "miranda". Then he asked, "how many ds are in indiana jones?" she paused. Then she wanted a calculator. he was confused but he let her borrow one. after calculating, she came up with the answer 42. The man said, "how the heck did you come up with that answer?" and she replied








"dont you know there are 32 ds in the indiana jones theme song?"

2007-05-15 12:27:39 · 8 answers · asked by sally h. 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-15 12:26:04 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Getting a best answer, or getting stars to your question?
☆

2007-05-15 12:25:27 · 61 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 12:24:35 · 22 answers · asked by broonie (Dundee United Fan) 1 in Other - Music

the people who monitor this site remember certain posters and have fun laughing at all of the silly questions sometimes?

2007-05-15 12:24:13 · 26 answers · asked by J♥R♥R 6 in Polls & Surveys

Is anyone else tired of seeing questions like these:

I really like him. What should I do!?!?

Am I pregnant?

2007-05-15 12:23:32 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

please help me very important that i get song

2007-05-15 12:22:38 · 10 answers · asked by dredeezy1 1 in Other - Music

please please please let me kno if u kno his real one!!

2007-05-15 12:22:32 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-05-15 12:22:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

you saw the same guy standing on the corner by Walmart with a Will Work for Food sign many days in a row and he was capable of standing just fine,then in the evening you witnessed him getting into a $30,000 vehicle?

2007-05-15 12:21:47 · 14 answers · asked by J♥R♥R 6 in Polls & Surveys

I think it goes like this,,,, If you should leave me now, I'll lose the very heart of me

2007-05-15 12:21:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

2007-05-15 12:20:53 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I forgot.

2007-05-15 12:19:36 · 22 answers · asked by Wolfpack 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 12:19:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 12:19:16 · 14 answers · asked by Basket-santa 6 in Polls & Surveys

not counting preg. woman who are vegetarians

2007-05-15 12:18:23 · 4 answers · asked by Big Daddy 3 in Polls & Surveys

I don't have much of a story on mine.
Isa is my first name and N is the first intial from my last name.

2007-05-15 12:17:55 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When does the next season start? I love this show and has been watching since the first episode.

2007-05-15 12:17:42 · 3 answers · asked by Drimzze 3 in Other - Television

2007-05-15 12:17:18 · 28 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 12:17:04 · 5 answers · asked by Edwin w 2 in Celebrities

Which do you prefer? Jelly filled, custard filled, creme filled or not filled at all?

2007-05-15 12:16:54 · 7 answers · asked by Jessie P 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 12:16:43 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My daughter says, "Pooh!"

2007-05-15 12:16:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Sorry, but I don't take advice from people I know. They tend to proportion it to the person you are...


There's this boy named Kurt. In my freshman year, we kind of had an attraction, and we kind of edged toward fooling around, but we never did. I did'nt really see him in my sophomore year and now I'm a junior. And he's in all of my classes. I was attracted to him the first time I saw him, maybe even like an infatuation. Over sophomore year, I guess he got a girlfriend and they still go out. And for the past year and a half, I've been doing my best to keep away from him, but he's been flirting with me shamelessly. Today he was walking with me around the track outside and trying to get me to warm up to him I guess and he licked my face. I lost myself a bit and chased after him and we were pretty much fooling around the whole class. He's always staring at me, always laughing with me, it just feels like we're good together. But he has a girlfriend...

2007-05-15 12:15:53 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...you know ...the piece of paper with writing on it...

2007-05-15 12:15:27 · 16 answers · asked by Blah 6 in Polls & Surveys

from like all over the world...asia, germany...any country...i want to find some amazing techno beats and songs...appreciate the help...name of the song name and/or artist would be great...tanks alot

2007-05-15 12:14:25 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Country

Example :
"Paris and Britney sent to state mental hospital"
"Bush resigns after Cheney indictment"
"Rosie leaves The View, joins the Army"

2007-05-15 12:13:17 · 18 answers · asked by opjames 4 in Polls & Surveys