Entertainment & Music - 14 May 2007

2007-05-14 20:53:43 · 59 answers · asked by Banshee 7 in Polls & Surveys

or breaking the rules

2007-05-14 20:52:38 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

sesame seed on my bed. What do I do?

2007-05-14 20:50:43 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

shah rukh who not talked to salman khan for years now salman wants him to friends so that he can make bachans out of industry if you dont beleive see in newspaper after 20 years together saif ali shah rukh and salman khan

2007-05-14 20:50:18 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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2007-05-14 20:49:46 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Just wondering, I need 2 put on more songs for my iPod. thanx

2007-05-14 20:48:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

2007-05-14 20:47:14 · 4 answers · asked by suikodude86 1 in Celebrities

2007-05-14 20:46:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

In this movie a dorky picked on kid somehow tranformes into some type of rockstar dude and at the end i think a guitar amplifier falls on him and kills him
i saw it when i was a kid and would like to see it again
i know its not much info but help is greatly apreciated
Thank you in advance

2007-05-14 20:45:36 · 2 answers · asked by eric_grodey 1 in Movies

2007-05-14 20:43:36 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-14 20:42:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-14 20:40:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If u watch them name ur favourite power ranger or monster warrior.Best answer 10 points.Describe him/her briefly why u like him or her.

2007-05-14 20:39:20 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes : "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"

She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"

The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from him: "I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!"......USE MORE PAPER ON A*S*S!!"

2007-05-14 20:37:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Don’t you know, don’t you know, don’t you know?
Waste-bin full of paper
Clever rhymes, see you later

2007-05-14 20:36:57 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I live just outside London in the UK and have a big dog. I was buying a large bag of Winalot in the local Tesco supermarket and
was standing in the queue to pay at the till.





A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.





On impulse, I told her: "No, I was starting The Winalot Diet again,
lthough I probably shouldn't, because I had ended up in hospital
last time. However, I lost 50 pounds before I woke up one day in an
intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms."





I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it
works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot dog food nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete, so I was going to try it again.





I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by
now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.





Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned by the dog food.





I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my
balls and a car hit me.





I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard as he staggered out the door.





Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??

2007-05-14 20:34:06 · 10 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Polls & Surveys

Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole, but was never able to attract the girls. He decided to ask his friend Billy Joe for advice.

"It's those big, baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool," said Billy Joe. "They're years outa style. Yer best bet is to grab yerself a pair of spandex Speedos about two sizes too little, an' drop a fist-sized tater down inside them. I'm tellin' ya, man, ya'll have all the babes ya want!"

The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with his spanking new tight spandex Speedos and his fist-sized potato. Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick.

Devastated, Bubba went back to his buddy, Billy Joe, and asked him, "What's wrong now?"

"Lord-A'mighty, Bubba!" said Billy Joe, "the tater goes in the front!"

2007-05-14 20:33:35 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

An old southern country preacher from Georgia had a teenage son named David and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession.

Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it.

One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment.

He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects: a Bible, a silver dollar, a bottle of whisky, and a Playboy magazine.

"I'll just hide behind the door," the old preacher said to himself, "and when he comes home from school this afternoon, I'll see which object he picks up. If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be! If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a businessman, and that would be OK, but if picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunkard, and, Lord, what a shame that would be. And worst of all, if he picks up that magazine he's gonna be a skirt-chasin' bum."

The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's footsteps as he entered the house whistling and headed for his room.

The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the objects on the table. With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them. Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked up the silver dollar and dropped it into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink while he admired this month's centerfold.

"Lord have mercy," the old preacher disgustedly whispered, "he's gonna be a Navy Chief!!!"

2007-05-14 20:30:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Do NOT rent cars from Hertz - they will steal your credit card #!!!

2007-05-14 20:30:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

In a dark and gloomy room, the fortune teller was startled by what she saw in her crystal ball.

She looked up at her customer, sitting across the table. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know.

She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked, "Will I get away with it?"

2007-05-14 20:29:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

(sex that is). You never forget how to do it. But have you ever hopped on and started pedaling? What do you use for handlebars?

2007-05-14 20:28:27 · 11 answers · asked by 1sleepymama 7 in Polls & Surveys

Sorry, no offense meant to anyone, but i couldn't work out my preference really.

2007-05-14 20:28:06 · 10 answers · asked by askandanswer 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-14 20:28:05 · 11 answers · asked by sarat c 1 in Movies

2007-05-14 20:25:30 · 23 answers · asked by bust15nutz 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-14 20:24:15 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-14 20:23:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm trying to pick a movie or two to go see but I can't seem to make up my mind so if you've seen any of the following movies, just tell me if they're worth seeing or not :) thanks!
Alpha Dog, Blades of Glory, Fracture, Next, Perfect Stranger, Spiderman 3 or The Host.

Thanks again.

2007-05-14 20:20:55 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-05-14 20:20:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

all night long

2007-05-14 20:15:08 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-14 20:12:55 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys