In a dark and gloomy room, the fortune teller was startled by what she saw in her crystal ball.
She looked up at her customer, sitting across the table. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know.
She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked, "Will I get away with it?"
2007-05-14 20:29:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Very funny and original. I didn't expect the joke to end that way. I like jokes that give me a shock or surprise at the end.
Here's one:
Two old women were sitting on the park bench when they noticed Mrs Lotsabazooma. One of the old women said : " isn't that the tramp, Mrs Lotsabazooma?"
"Yes, " the other old woman replied, " it's that shameless tramp all right, look at her, breastfeeding right out in public, and look, the boy's 18 and not even her son!"
2007-05-14 22:04:19 · answer #1 · answered by Asia 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
flow with the scientific expert they have the technologies and tests mandatory to coach the outcomes. I went to a fortune teller a protracted time in the past she suggested a boy 4 weeks and that i assume i'm going to comprehend for specific. yet no longer all fortune tellers are the actual deal.
2016-10-05 02:29:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
allow him to remarry but ofcourse with fortune teller
2007-05-14 20:35:23 · answer #3 · answered by kavitha s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee Hee Hee, evil. xoxoxo
2007-05-14 21:15:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao i like that 1 keep them coming very cleaver
2007-05-20 03:56:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious, never heard this one before, wasn't sure where it was going, but BRILLIANT , LMAO
2007-05-14 20:38:08 · answer #6 · answered by KrIs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one...hope she does if hes that bad!!!
2007-05-14 20:31:36 · answer #7 · answered by Amy Watson 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That tempted, was She? LOL. LOL.
2007-05-14 21:07:23 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant! i like it!
2007-05-14 20:32:05 · answer #9 · answered by IshotJR 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-05-19 22:13:48 · answer #10 · answered by Mickey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋