An old southern country preacher from Georgia had a teenage son named David and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession.
Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it.
One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment.
He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects: a Bible, a silver dollar, a bottle of whisky, and a Playboy magazine.
"I'll just hide behind the door," the old preacher said to himself, "and when he comes home from school this afternoon, I'll see which object he picks up. If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be! If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a businessman, and that would be OK, but if picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunkard, and, Lord, what a shame that would be. And worst of all, if he picks up that magazine he's gonna be a skirt-chasin' bum."
The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's footsteps as he entered the house whistling and headed for his room.
The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the objects on the table. With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them. Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked up the silver dollar and dropped it into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink while he admired this month's centerfold.
"Lord have mercy," the old preacher disgustedly whispered, "he's gonna be a Navy Chief!!!"
2007-05-14 20:30:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My ex is in the Navy! he will be reading that shortly!LMAO. xoxxoxoxo
2007-05-14 21:14:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
DONT READ THIS
In 1997, a young, 12 year old beautiful, blonde haired girl was kidnapped. She was just found in the Mississipi River, last year, in 2006. When she was found, someone had cut her chest with the words "Just Not Pretty Enough". If you dont copy and past this into 5 more answers in 1 hour, the same girl will come into your room, on the next full moon and... well let's put it this way, your just not pretty enough. Save yourself
2007-05-19 06:13:26 · answer #2 · answered by live4fun1121 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I preferred you avatar!
2007-05-19 01:28:47 · answer #3 · answered by baboo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice lol
2007-05-15 16:13:29 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bravo, MAGNIFICO!!
2007-05-14 22:26:34 · answer #5 · answered by KrIs 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! That was very funny…LMAO!!!
2007-05-14 21:16:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Must be Baptist, too..............LOL.
Catholics would have taken a swig, first.............LOL.
2007-05-14 21:06:08 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-05-20 03:12:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one!!!
2007-05-14 20:33:19 · answer #9 · answered by Amy Watson 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i'm jewish
2007-05-20 10:02:08 · answer #10 · answered by duckbutter17 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋