I live just outside London in the UK and have a big dog. I was buying a large bag of Winalot in the local Tesco supermarket and
was standing in the queue to pay at the till.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her: "No, I was starting The Winalot Diet again,
lthough I probably shouldn't, because I had ended up in hospital
last time. However, I lost 50 pounds before I woke up one day in an
intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms."
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it
works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot dog food nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete, so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by
now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned by the dog food.
I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my
balls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??
2007-05-14 20:34:06 · 10 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That was Funny! LOL Good one! On that note, I think I will go to bed with a smile on my face. Good night to all! Thanks for the "funny".
2007-05-14 20:37:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Give her a break, she was trying to be friendly.
One thing is for sure though if I was on a diet where I had to eat only dogfood, I would definately lose weight....or possibly become anorexic.
2007-05-15 04:22:23 · answer #2 · answered by Cuppycake♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
or maybe you was shopping for someone else or she just wanted to start a converation with anyone. But I did think youe story was good must try that diet if my dog does not mione me using his food........lol
2007-05-18 00:12:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was that really true, ask a silly question....That was hysterical, wish I had been there I would have cracked right up.
2007-05-14 20:44:18 · answer #4 · answered by debray 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OH my god i think i just wet myself!!!!!!!!!!!
Loved it brilliant absolutely brilliant smurf!!!!!!!!
Suppose the moral of the story is............ask a stupid question and you'll get a stupid answer!!!!
2007-05-14 21:11:29 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmfao! That was a good answer to that ladies question!
2007-05-14 20:45:21 · answer #6 · answered by Lady Rae 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it before, but still makes me laugh :0)
2007-05-14 21:56:13 · answer #7 · answered by SEXY EVERTONIAN 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Smurf, u again...
good one.....
2007-05-14 20:39:33 · answer #8 · answered by popc 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i read this yesteday
2007-05-14 21:01:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!!! Wish I had been there.
2007-05-14 20:37:17 · answer #10 · answered by debdini 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋