Entertainment & Music - 30 April 2007

Ray, an old sailor, puts on his uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, "How am i doing?" The prostitute replies, "Well Ray, old sailor, you're doing about three knots." "Three knots?" he asks. "What's that supposed to mean?"
She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back!"

2007-04-30 09:51:40 · 7 answers · asked by Boondocksaint 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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Will Jane Fonda ever just go away?

<------------------------Perhaps you see the ad over there? It's irritating the gopher poop right outta me.

2007-04-30 09:50:51 · 24 answers · asked by Exceedingly Happy Gopher » 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Can I twist em?...and squeeze em??

or are you overly sensitive about your toes??

2007-04-30 09:50:45 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is the biggest month in movie history?

In terms of how much money was brought in at the box office during the span of the month. If you answer, I would appreciate it if you gave me the month, year, what big movies came out that month, and how much money was brought in. Whatever the month is, I would expect it will be eclipsed by May 2007, with Spider-Man 3, Shrek the Third, and Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest coming out. Thanks

2007-04-30 09:50:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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Movie name where robots pursue the hero(es), catch them but back off because the hunt has gone over budget?

I use this when talking about the differences between men and machines - no human would back off at the kill for the sake of a few more pounds/dollars! Can't remember the film title though...

2007-04-30 09:50:23 · 2 answers · asked by pennylonglane 1 in Movies

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Do you like places, people, or things better?

2007-04-30 09:49:36 · 13 answers · asked by El Sexy Version de Seth Rogen 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Is it true whay they say?

"cold feet,warm heart" I was just wondering because my feet are freezing right now.

2007-04-30 09:48:51 · 18 answers · asked by Tazz 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever slept with someone in a band?

And all you got was a stupid song written about you?

2007-04-30 09:47:47 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What would you watch differently on TV?

If someone said you can’t watch your regular TV show’s, and that you would have to watch something different, what would you watch?

2007-04-30 09:47:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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Do you mostly sleep on your back, left side, right side, or stomach?

2007-04-30 09:47:28 · 15 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you judge others? WHY?

2007-04-30 09:47:14 · 11 answers · asked by Amy E 4 in Polls & Surveys

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are you sad : (?

dont worry ,here's a kiss x

2007-04-30 09:46:14 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What do you all think of the araq war.my hubby would like to know?

Do you think it.s a waste of tax payers money

2007-04-30 09:46:05 · 12 answers · asked by jaffa 1 in Polls & Surveys

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star if you think its funny?

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

2007-04-30 09:45:34 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Are you a good liar at all?

What is the worst or biggest lie that you have ever told someone?

Did they believe you?

Please be honest with me, lol!!!

2007-04-30 09:45:30 · 18 answers · asked by Devilish Angel 4 in Polls & Surveys

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George Phillips was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light?

on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Are any of those people in your house" and he said no. They said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply stay in his house, lock his doors and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up counted to 30 and phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you few seconds ago Because there were people in my shed."
Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all". Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Reponse Unit, and an ambulanc
show up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
(True Story) I LOVE IT...

2007-04-30 09:44:59 · 27 answers · asked by Jordan M 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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