on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Are any of those people in your house" and he said no. They said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply stay in his house, lock his doors and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up counted to 30 and phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you few seconds ago Because there were people in my shed."
Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all". Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Reponse Unit, and an ambulanc
show up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
(True Story) I LOVE IT...
2007-04-30 09:44:59 · 27 answers · asked by Jordan M 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes this IS a TRUE Story
2007-04-30 09:54:36 · update #1
whatttttt?
2007-04-30 09:52:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think with LAPD, someone still won't show up. Last time there was a stabbing at school, in San Jose (for those who care- East San Jose, King and 680 on-ramp), the cops took over forty minutes to respond... it was great... and then they told us to take the victim (a student) to the free clinic on Washington, waited forever then was told because it is a STAB wound we had to take him to the hospital... lesson... If you are a poor Mexican student who is stabbed- make sure your teacher is willing to take you to a hospital... cause the cops won't... PS The poor kid kept trying to leave the hospital, because his parents didn't have insurance. If you are a victim of a crime, the state foots the bill. SO GO GET MEDICAL HELP.
2016-05-17 11:35:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was an excellent story of the truth. I've heard of a coulple others similar. Just shows what you may have to do to get help.
2007-05-08 04:28:08 · answer #3 · answered by Kandie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes true story happened in england but u forgot the helicopter overhead....ya believe me dontchya.
2007-05-06 16:24:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's definitely one way to get a response! LOL. Good for him!
Have a great day!
2007-05-02 07:10:22 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAH thats great. I think youd get in trouble for lying to an officer though....
2007-05-07 14:33:28 · answer #6 · answered by fasho006 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fun Stuff.
2007-05-08 08:59:15 · answer #7 · answered by momzer23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George was one smart guy. I loved it!
2007-05-06 15:57:25 · answer #8 · answered by eizus28 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah this is funny. i pretty sure stuff like this does happen. now i know what to do if i'm ever in that situation.
2007-05-03 05:30:23 · answer #9 · answered by chedderapples 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That wasn't a bad joke.I have heard better.
2007-05-07 12:15:21 · answer #10 · answered by tanlaask 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before, but its one of those jokes that you laugh at every time.
2007-05-05 05:10:35 · answer #11 · answered by weasleywanabe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋