A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
2007-04-30 09:45:34 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this is hilarios.supperrr funny!!!!!!!!!!!1 star 4 u!!!!!!i'm tottally in 4 u !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-04-30 09:51:07 · answer #1 · answered by Coolguyzbro 1 · 1⤊ 4⤋
The Best Ever!
2007-04-30 09:55:31 · answer #2 · answered by ladyP 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I donot think of it fairly is humorous, yet am getting very apprehensive approximately what type of human beings stay in this international! lol.....in line with probability whilst they have been handing out brains, they have been out taking part in ball! (in the event that they did no longer harm themselves with the ball).....
2016-10-14 04:56:56 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...and starred
2007-04-30 09:51:39 · answer #4 · answered by Keith D 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny LOL
2007-04-30 09:49:51 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Made me laugh...I'm still laughing! Very very funny!
You have a star!
2007-04-30 10:01:02 · answer #6 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG! LOL..hahaha A star for you
2007-04-30 09:50:43 · answer #7 · answered by NIVELINA K 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
Good night.
2007-04-30 17:07:49 · answer #8 · answered by Lost. at. Sea. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pml = ing myself laughing
2007-04-30 10:29:49 · answer #9 · answered by jamz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that before but still funny.
2007-04-30 09:51:10 · answer #10 · answered by Jordan M 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
omg so freakin funny, lmao *fall* still funny
2007-04-30 09:55:49 · answer #11 · answered by ashtreylil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋