Entertainment & Music - 30 April 2007

A fireman looked out of the firehouse window and noticed a little boy playing on the sidewalk.
He had small ladders hung on the side of his little red wagon, and a garden hose coiled up in it. He was wearing a fireman's hat. He had the wagon tied to his dog, so that the dog could pull the wagon.

The fireman thought this was really cute, so he went out and told the little boy what a great looking fire truck he had. As he did, he noticed the dog was tied to the wagon by his test**les.
The fireman said, "Son, I don't want to tell you how to run your fire company or anything, but I think if you would tie that rope around the dog's neck you would go faster."

"Maybe so," said the little boy, "but then I'd lose my siren!"

2007-04-30 10:34:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.

2007-04-30 10:34:42 · 5 answers · asked by Gsplan 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I have to say Jim Carey is one of my favorites.

2007-04-30 10:32:35 · 57 answers · asked by ♥Sodas♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

It is by Supertramp

2007-04-30 10:32:14 · 14 answers · asked by lovely 2 in Music

you say "goodnight" to?

i do !!!

2007-04-30 10:32:13 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Think about it....I bet you do.

2007-04-30 10:31:58 · 44 answers · asked by voraciousvegetables 2 in Polls & Surveys

and what time do you get up?

2007-04-30 10:30:49 · 20 answers · asked by Tools 5 in Polls & Surveys

I didn't make the event of course. Just wondering if concert goers could list their Top 5 performances for the 3 day weekend. I wish i made it!

2007-04-30 10:30:25 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-04-30 10:29:50 · 12 answers · asked by onecrazymama05 4 in Polls & Surveys

I'm especially curious about how often guys cry, because women tend to bawl about just anything.

2007-04-30 10:29:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?


If you know, please tell me.

2007-04-30 10:29:16 · 3 answers · asked by Jessie 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-30 10:28:51 · 21 answers · asked by Amy E 4 in Polls & Surveys

Why do we expect others to trust us when we don't trust them?

2007-04-30 10:28:45 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 10:28:11 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what are ur favorite chips like u know the ones u eat?
mine are fritos those honey bbq one
delicous

2007-04-30 10:27:07 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

mine is savage garden, truly madly deeply

2007-04-30 10:26:03 · 21 answers · asked by Shauna the lame 2 in Polls & Surveys

two finalists in a poetry competition are given the word TIMBUKTU to use in their poem.

The first finalist:
SLOWLY CROSS THE DESERT SAND,
TRECKED A LONELY CARAVAN,
MEN ON CAMELS TWO BY TWO,
DESTIONATION - TIMBUKTU.

Irish finalist:

ME & TIM A HUNTING WENT,
MET THREE WH*RES IN A POP UP TENT,
THEY WAS THREE & WE WAS TWO,
SO I BUCKED ONE AND TIMBUKTU!

2007-04-30 10:23:28 · 8 answers · asked by nia_lloyd 2 in Jokes & Riddles

What do you think is the best song eva!!

2007-04-30 10:22:30 · 18 answers · asked by dazrazz 3 in Music

She is so strident and one-sided!

2007-04-30 10:21:28 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 10:20:51 · 19 answers · asked by Tbrat 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 10:19:02 · 27 answers · asked by jeffrey b 1 in Celebrities

after spending so much time here i type much faster on English now than i could ever type on my own language.....weird.....mybe i should quit Y/A lol......=)

2007-04-30 10:17:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What are those square things called when directors say, "Take 1" or something?

2007-04-30 10:16:58 · 4 answers · asked by B-ball Champ 2 in Movies

he was a country singer a long time ago and had his own tv show.i loved his song "oh lord its hard to be humble' i havent heard anything about him in many years is he still alive?i think he married one of glen campbells ex-wives?any info would be appreciated.thank you.

2007-04-30 10:16:26 · 1 answers · asked by dixie58 7 in Celebrities

Would you write in it? Put something in? Leave it alone?

2007-04-30 10:15:08 · 40 answers · asked by KD 5 in Polls & Surveys

as in you + your lover

2007-04-30 10:15:05 · 12 answers · asked by barley 2 in Polls & Surveys

I was born on the same day as Kelly Ripa & Ghandi! =D [10/2]

♥ Clare.

2007-04-30 10:15:03 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And are they the same thing, or have I got it wrong yet again...

2007-04-30 10:14:57 · 21 answers · asked by Monkey Butt 1 in Polls & Surveys

It's twisted. Not a joke or riddle, but definitely funny!
http://www.crapville.com/video_holder.asp?ID=911

2007-04-30 10:14:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

♥

2007-04-30 10:14:27 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys