Entertainment & Music - 29 April 2007

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couple of coolio jokes :)?

1) how do u put a giraffe in2 a refrigerator?
open the door n put the bloody giraffe inside..duh

simba has called ALL of the animals 4 a meeting
which animal isnt there?
y the giraffe ofcors its in the fridge

u have 2 cross a river full of alligators that will eat you alive
how do you cross?
swim over the alligators r in the meeting..duh

2) there were 3 army men in a helicopter
the pilot said that the helicopter was too heavy and that they needed to let go of something
so one pilot let go of a stick, the other let go of a rock, and the last let go of a bomb.

when the first guy landed he saw a kid crying he asked y he was crying the kid said ...i walked outside n a stick fell on my head. the second guy landed n saw a girl crying he asked the same thing n she sed the same thing only with rock in it.
now the last guy landed n saw a kid laughing. he asked y he was laughing n he said when i farted my house blew up

tell me wat u think

2007-04-29 10:43:59 · 6 answers · asked by ana 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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Life On The Murder Scene by MCR dvd. Where can i get it from if i live in australia?

2007-04-29 10:43:55 · 5 answers · asked by *-*-*-*-*-*-*-* 4 in Music

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Funny Joke!?

Guy walks into a bar....

Guy: Hey bartender, give me the drink that will get me drunk the most.

Bartender: It's called the atomic drink, only drink half cause if you drink it all, you won't make it out of this bar.

He drinks half, feels fine, so drinks it all

Guy: Hey that was great, give me another

Bartender: If you drink another we will have to carry you home,

He drinks it anyways, still feels okay.

Guy: Hey give me another!

Bartender: Man, if you drink another you could possibly die.

The guy thinks and takes the drink, and drinks all of it. Then he walks up to the bartender.

Guy: Hey, I think I'm gonna head on out now, I don't feel so good.

The guy leaves and comes back the next day. The bartender
looks at him.

Bartender: Man you don't look so good.

Guy: Yeah, last night I blew chunks.

Bartender: Ha, you threw up huh?

Guy:...........Chunks is my dog.

2007-04-29 10:43:47 · 23 answers · asked by Patrick 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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have you remembered to thank a veteran, soldier, or their family members, today?

i thank each and everyone who has served in the military, serves in the military, and the families. you all have made huge sacrifices for my freedom and i really appreciate you. thanks and happy day:)

2007-04-29 10:43:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What would you do if a stranger were to be staring dead at you for a lengthy period of time and...?

then began to move toward you whistling the theme from Star Wars.

2007-04-29 10:42:43 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Don't you just want to slap people who walk out of the bathroom without washing their hands?

2007-04-29 10:42:38 · 25 answers · asked by Me 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Fave Beatle's song ?

well...wat is it ?

2007-04-29 10:41:52 · 10 answers · asked by kiki<3 4 in Music

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Do you like chai tea or tai chi?

2007-04-29 10:41:37 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you consider yourself to be....?

clever and witty or like me are you honest with yourself and realise that you're a complete eejit...By the way someone on here suggested you could change some of the letters in a bad word to upper case letters and it would pass the censor machine but he was mistaken....I tried and it doesn't work

2007-04-29 10:40:29 · 30 answers · asked by Jim M 4 in Polls & Surveys

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After your hard day at work...?

...do you want the backrub or the drink first?

2007-04-29 10:40:28 · 21 answers · asked by Mikey ~ The Defender of Myrth 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Which town/state/country do you live in Survey?

1. Which town/state/country do you live in?
2. Do you like the weather/whats the weather like?
3. What's your favorite thing to do there?
4. Is it crowded, medium, or small?
5. What is an attraction that you like there? [ex: zoo, etc]
6. If you got to move would you & where to?

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Or you can just put where you live if you don't want to do the survey! <3 Best wins best answer obviously.

2007-04-29 10:39:38 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What time period is the movie The Notebook in?

2007-04-29 10:39:02 · 5 answers · asked by blahhh<3 1 in Movies

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If all the presidential candidates entered a singing contest together, could this mean higher voter turnouts?

2007-04-29 10:37:49 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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When you look in the mirror...?

...are you amused, satisfied or wondering who the **** is wearing your t-shirt?

2007-04-29 10:37:37 · 28 answers · asked by Mikey ~ The Defender of Myrth 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Don't you hate it when people misquote you?waaaaaaaaay off.?

My aunt has a stalker like person at work, she said she would always bother her and talk to her. I said just tell her flat out she needs to leave you alone because if your boss thinks you're slacking off you won't get that promotion.
Later she was talking to her daughter on the phone and said to her "You give GREAT advice my niece said I was overreacting and to be nice to the girl but you're right I should tell her to leave me alone when I'm working"
I was like WTF??

2007-04-29 10:37:17 · 6 answers · asked by Me 1 in Polls & Surveys

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How do some people reach above 1000 points a week on Y/A do they not have lives, families or jobs?

2007-04-29 10:36:56 · 6 answers · asked by Teacher 4 in Polls & Surveys

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When was the last time you sat down and had a serious conversation with yourself?

2007-04-29 10:36:20 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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I know a woman who more interested in career that her own fambly. How I go about making her straighten up?

2007-04-29 10:36:18 · 10 answers · asked by Dolemite 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Can you plz tell me the name of the girl that was in Nacho Libre??

She was the nun that liked jack black
plzz i woul like to know her name

2007-04-29 10:35:18 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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Why when we ask such clever and witty questions....?

do we sometimes get dogs abuse or no answers at all

2007-04-29 10:33:50 · 24 answers · asked by Jim M 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Who will congratulate me on this?

I just got Baptized today!!

2007-04-29 10:33:22 · 29 answers · asked by Mighitman 3 in Polls & Surveys

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When was the last time asking cost you more than points?

2007-04-29 10:33:21 · 11 answers · asked by Basket-santa 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What is 3T?

My bf was looking through my old tapes and i had one that i had written 3T on, he then asked me WHAT 3T is. i couldnt stop laughing! bless him. I think they were quite cool in their day!

2007-04-29 10:31:49 · 6 answers · asked by Unhinged.... 5 in Music

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if the light is turning yellow...?

...do you slow down or burn rubber?

2007-04-29 10:31:40 · 31 answers · asked by Mikey ~ The Defender of Myrth 7 in Polls & Surveys

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my friend is making a comic and i need to know the japanese word for shape shifting?

2007-04-29 10:31:33 · 1 answers · asked by daviddadude12 2 in Comics & Animation

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guys, can someone reccomend a decent electric beard trimmer?

at the minute i use the trimmer on the back of my phillishave razor. i cant use the close shave thing on it because i get really spots. get spots from wet shaving too.

need a new clipper / beard trimmer thing that isnt painful to use. any ideas?

shaving is such a ball ache.

2007-04-29 10:31:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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