1) how do u put a giraffe in2 a refrigerator?
open the door n put the bloody giraffe inside..duh
simba has called ALL of the animals 4 a meeting
which animal isnt there?
y the giraffe ofcors its in the fridge
u have 2 cross a river full of alligators that will eat you alive
how do you cross?
swim over the alligators r in the meeting..duh
2) there were 3 army men in a helicopter
the pilot said that the helicopter was too heavy and that they needed to let go of something
so one pilot let go of a stick, the other let go of a rock, and the last let go of a bomb.
when the first guy landed he saw a kid crying he asked y he was crying the kid said ...i walked outside n a stick fell on my head. the second guy landed n saw a girl crying he asked the same thing n she sed the same thing only with rock in it.
now the last guy landed n saw a kid laughing. he asked y he was laughing n he said when i farted my house blew up
tell me wat u think
2007-04-29 10:43:59 · 6 answers · asked by ana 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny jokes! The second one is funnier! lol!
2007-04-29 10:48:24 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when u say jokes, u apparently mean riddles i see
is ur head twisted in some way?
2007-04-29 17:49:42 · answer #2 · answered by hopeful2010 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha hecka funny
2007-04-29 17:53:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
belly achingly funny
i cannot breathe cuz i'm laughing so hard
2007-04-29 17:49:57 · answer #4 · answered by Antoine J 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the second one is funny.
LOL
2007-04-29 17:53:44 · answer #5 · answered by jozlilnanjos 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stupid.
2007-04-29 17:54:29 · answer #6 · answered by Q 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋