Guy walks into a bar....
Guy: Hey bartender, give me the drink that will get me drunk the most.
Bartender: It's called the atomic drink, only drink half cause if you drink it all, you won't make it out of this bar.
He drinks half, feels fine, so drinks it all
Guy: Hey that was great, give me another
Bartender: If you drink another we will have to carry you home,
He drinks it anyways, still feels okay.
Guy: Hey give me another!
Bartender: Man, if you drink another you could possibly die.
The guy thinks and takes the drink, and drinks all of it. Then he walks up to the bartender.
Guy: Hey, I think I'm gonna head on out now, I don't feel so good.
The guy leaves and comes back the next day. The bartender
looks at him.
Bartender: Man you don't look so good.
Guy: Yeah, last night I blew chunks.
Bartender: Ha, you threw up huh?
Guy:...........Chunks is my dog.
2007-04-29 10:43:47 · 23 answers · asked by Patrick 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha funny now i have one for you
there are 3 girls
one of the girls whos name is Rose says"Dad, why did you name me Rose?" the dad says"Because when you were born a rose petal fell on your head
The second girl named Lily says "Dad why did you name me Lily?" The dad says "Because when you were born a lily petal fell on your head"
The third girl says "aaaa" The dad says " Shut Up Cinderblock!" hahahaha
2007-04-29 11:00:23 · answer #1 · answered by Laura 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, for people who gets the punchline
2007-04-29 10:47:39 · answer #2 · answered by Shaina S 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha. That is true jokes. I really needed one of those right now. Thank you so much, i think you just made my day.
I hope you come up with more, i like your jokes!!!
2007-04-29 10:48:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ewwww! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-29 10:46:47 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ewwwww thats gross, chuncks, but had me laughing out loud, had to show my friends this one. Still laughing on this one.
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2007-04-29 10:59:36 · answer #5 · answered by Moose 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha
2007-04-29 10:46:14 · answer #6 · answered by popwell56 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, my dog's name is "Chunks" too!
2007-04-29 10:48:01 · answer #7 · answered by Melody 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-04-29 10:48:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
man thats frekin sick and twisted, but yet so hilarious!!
2007-04-29 11:03:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hehe, not bad.
2007-04-29 10:47:58 · answer #10 · answered by knd_ninja 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋