Entertainment & Music - 29 April 2007

In case you don't know what a two bagger is, I'll tell ya. One bag on her head, and one on yours in case hers fall off. YUK, YUK, YUK!!

2007-04-29 12:00:00 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-29 11:59:44 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Allman and the Neville Brothers did this on their HBO "Tell it like it is" Special. I have tried LimeWire. I have always loved this version, but can't find it anyplace. Does anybody have any idea how I can find this song? I am willing to even buy the CD if somebody knows what it's on. Thanks!

2007-04-29 11:59:02 · 2 answers · asked by footballisgoodforyou 1 in Music

An Amish lady was going home form the super market in her horse and buggy when the town sherriff pulled her over.

She said, "Sir I didn't think that I was going that fast was I?"

The Sherriff replied," Well you could slow down just a little ma'am but I think that you need to have your husband adjust your other rein. It is situated around the horses privates. That is animal cruelty ma'am."

"Ok i will make sure that Joseph sees to it."

Later after supper, the woman and her husband are talking about how their days went.

"I had a very interesting talk with the sherriff today, Joseph."

"Yes, and what did he have to say?"

"He said that maybe I should slow down and something that I didn't catch about the emergency brake."

2007-04-29 11:58:59 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-29 11:58:10 · 29 answers · asked by Kelsey 5 in Polls & Surveys

if so, will I be able to find out who the person is?

2007-04-29 11:57:36 · 6 answers · asked by ~♥Angel Of Music♥~ 5 in Polls & Surveys

A down home country boy sees a sign in the restaurant.

It read: " Happy Hour Special: Lobster Tail & Beer"

"Lord almighty!", he says to himself, "My three favorite things!"

2007-04-29 11:57:11 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-29 11:57:10 · 6 answers · asked by Princess Purple 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-29 11:56:44 · 8 answers · asked by GleN 6 in Polls & Surveys

I know so many people who have been killed so suddenly.It's always a shock as we take each day for granted.My husband was in a car accident today.He's ok but, we had been arguing before he left.
Imaging you've been arguing with your loved one or shouting at your child,they go out, and you never see them again!
That must be awful.Ive decided to make sure I tell my loved ones how much I love them everyday.I also keep a note in my purse telling them so incase anything happens to me.Morbid I know.
Will you please do the same?

2007-04-29 11:56:38 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

mine is swamped by lacuna coil, and btw it is good.

2007-04-29 11:56:26 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Here lies John, who passed away
While answering his email one day.



No friend, no child, no loving mate
Could keep poor John from working late.



With each new mail, he worked like hell
To click ”reply” instead of “del.”



A prompt response he’d always give
But somehow he forgot to live.

2007-04-29 11:55:02 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-29 11:55:00 · 7 answers · asked by lucy02 6 in Polls & Surveys

i noticed that most of the songs i listen to start out slow and become intense during the end

2007-04-29 11:53:42 · 7 answers · asked by Little Girl 2 3 in Music

2007-04-29 11:53:17 · 10 answers · asked by Creepshow 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-29 11:52:12 · 18 answers · asked by girlie 1 in Polls & Surveys

Are there any that you wish would air on tv that hasn't made on Nick At Nite or TVLand yet?

2007-04-29 11:51:48 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I was usualy pick up I think I ride the bus like 20 times in my whole life

2007-04-29 11:51:36 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

GRANDMA AND GRANDPA WERE WATCHING A RELIGIOUS HEALING PROGRAM ON TV.

THE EVANGELIST CALLED TO ALL WHO WANTED TO BE HEALED TO PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON THE BODY PART THEY WANTED HEALED.

GRANDMA HOBBLED TO THE TV AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON HER ARTHRITIC HIP.

GRANDPA MADE HIS WAY TO THE SET AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON HIS CROTCH.

GRANDMA LOOKED AT HIM WITH DISGUST . .
"YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND, YOU OLD COOT . . .. THE PURPOSE OF THIS PROGRAM IS TO HEAL THE SICK, NOT RAISE THE DEAD!"

2007-04-29 11:51:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-29 11:51:03 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think it is just the natural way of things. It also gives women family members time to bond.

2007-04-29 11:49:32 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

2007-04-29 11:48:41 · 9 answers · asked by GleN 6 in Polls & Surveys

i have

2007-04-29 11:47:58 · 42 answers · asked by Kelsey 5 in Polls & Surveys

I mean seriously ENOUGH with the spellin, its just so stupid, and her music is terrible

2007-04-29 11:46:20 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

for one month im only gonna eat cereal for breakfast about 3-4 pieces of lean chicken there kinda big pieces and cereal for dinner

2007-04-29 11:45:38 · 6 answers · asked by KISSES 3 in Polls & Surveys

what bring me happiness is being with the person that I love/getting good grades/being able to help someone out with their difficult times/listening to my favorite song/crushing on someone and know that they like me back/eating my favorite food/looking up into the sky/or even seeing a smile from a stranger.

2007-04-29 11:44:27 · 11 answers · asked by ceec 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-29 11:43:55 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Nothing much exciting happened today in the belly-rumbler stakes, but yesterday I was talking on the phone to my (lesbian) pal, and she referred to herself as a 'fish fumbler', which made me roar with laughter!

2007-04-29 11:43:45 · 27 answers · asked by Lily & Stu Too 5 in Polls & Surveys

I could list a few of them...but please please tell me, what exactly is David Gest famous for....apart from marrying Liza Minelli....a pointless celebrity??

Who is your list of pointless celebrities, the sort that would go to the opening of an envelope....here's another Roland Rivron!!??

2007-04-29 11:42:00 · 25 answers · asked by untanuta 5 in Celebrities

spontanious or a planner?

2007-04-29 11:41:43 · 41 answers · asked by ladyjamie 6 in Polls & Surveys