An Amish lady was going home form the super market in her horse and buggy when the town sherriff pulled her over.
She said, "Sir I didn't think that I was going that fast was I?"
The Sherriff replied," Well you could slow down just a little ma'am but I think that you need to have your husband adjust your other rein. It is situated around the horses privates. That is animal cruelty ma'am."
"Ok i will make sure that Joseph sees to it."
Later after supper, the woman and her husband are talking about how their days went.
"I had a very interesting talk with the sherriff today, Joseph."
"Yes, and what did he have to say?"
"He said that maybe I should slow down and something that I didn't catch about the emergency brake."
2007-04-29 11:58:59 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
stop it, you're killing me...!
2007-05-05 11:25:44 · answer #1 · answered by Smurfette 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
expensive E-Brake- there is a few incorrect nomencalture getting used with as we communicate's drivers. This gadget is not any longer refered to because of the fact the Emergency Brake. Its the Parking Brake, and definite you ought to use it every time you park your automobile. a number of as we communicate's autos incredibly modify the rear brakes by using using the Parking Brake. So its a reliable practice to get into. There are not any destructive aspects by using doing this. you're incredibly doing all your automobile a provider. in the adventure that your motor vehicle is provided with an automated Transmission, once you place the motor vehicle in "Park" a gadget mentioned as a Parking Pawl locks the transmission and disengages the clutches from the Torque Converter. effectively putting the transmission in independent, yet locking its inner areas from flow. This Parking Pawl is often created from hardened metallic and is approximately 3/8 to a million/2 inch in diameter. it incredibly is the only area retaining your motor vehicle in place in case you're parked. This area is likewise very actual broken too. If this happens and your motor vehicle is parked on a reasonable slope, the subsequent factor you ought to be filling out is an twist of destiny declare inclusive of your coverage enterprise, and a incredibly high priced restoration bill for the transmission and the physique injury. putting you motor vehicle in Park and enticing the parking brake is the final coverage against that motor vehicle from moving or having a poltergeist driving force. In a instruction manual transmission, place the motor vehicle in 1st kit after the engine is close down and have interaction the parking brake, you basically created a a million ton brick of metallic that may not going to be going everywhere quickly. chuffed Motoring!
2016-12-29 17:29:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I heard it......it was a little girl with a cat pulling her little red wagon and it wasn't the emergency brake but the siren.
Good one though.
2007-05-05 06:00:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldie but a godie have a star
2007-05-03 11:57:38 · answer #4 · answered by mbboy29577 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jajajajaja Que gracioso i cant stop lathing
2007-05-06 14:57:10 · answer #5 · answered by cyndi m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
great
that is very funny
laugh out loud
2007-04-29 12:33:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol!
2007-04-29 12:48:40 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-04-29 12:10:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee hee............. Where on earth do you get these fantastic jokes! xo
2007-04-30 19:04:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahaha not funny.
2007-05-06 14:42:14 · answer #10 · answered by Mrs.Beckford 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. ..........so is he a shade tree mechanic? LOL.
2007-05-05 22:41:31 · answer #11 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋