Entertainment & Music - 22 April 2007

The bar-man say's, 'what you avin cat breath? (local's giggle, no answer), what you avin cat breath?' (local's giggle, a long pause), then the tiger respond's, 'half a pound of chicken lip's, a leg of salmon, a pint of tooth paste and a packet of p*ss off please!!' the bar-man say's, 'o.k on the house, comin right up, but tell me tiger, what's the long pause for?', the tiger replies, 'to slap you in the face for sellin all these stupid f***in thing's!!!'

2007-04-22 08:49:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

on everybody you meet?

2007-04-22 08:49:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

when i went away on holiday????

its ok im bac nw

2007-04-22 08:49:00 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or do you take what it has?

2007-04-22 08:47:39 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1)Hannah Montana
2)Aly ans Aj
3)Hilary Duff

Please say who you like and why?

2007-04-22 08:47:23 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or would it just be better...

like no crime, NO pain at all, none of the sad stuff...

or would it be too perfect..!! ??

2007-04-22 08:47:12 · 17 answers · asked by Fia 5 in Polls & Surveys

my heart is broken.. how can i mend it ? :''((

2007-04-22 08:47:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Lorraine?

2007-04-22 08:46:23 · 43 answers · asked by Felix Q 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-22 08:46:14 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am! The kids are happily playing and I should be vacumming....

2007-04-22 08:45:31 · 37 answers · asked by Wendy 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-22 08:44:40 · 19 answers · asked by Caribbean Belle 6 in Polls & Surveys

Do you find yourself continuously keeping worthless things, I know I do.

2007-04-22 08:44:09 · 31 answers · asked by Wolfpack 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-22 08:44:03 · 4 answers · asked by canucklehead1951 4 in Music

Before I go mad........

2007-04-22 08:43:52 · 38 answers · asked by bumblecherry 5 in Polls & Surveys

I think that he's a good actor, dad and husband. He's very handsome and he marriege with a good actress, Angelina Jolie!

2007-04-22 08:42:56 · 25 answers · asked by Angelina Jolie 1 in Celebrities

I know I have just made myself a target, but I couldn't resist... tee hee

2007-04-22 08:42:35 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-22 08:42:09 · 23 answers · asked by Wolfpack 3 in Polls & Surveys

http://video.aol.com/video-search/Heathcliff-Intro/id/453133812

2007-04-22 08:41:42 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

batteries right now? and you don't remembe untill you are back from the store!!!why me!!!

2007-04-22 08:41:35 · 6 answers · asked by I love dooneys 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-22 08:40:36 · 8 answers · asked by Bill W 【ツ】 6 in Polls & Surveys

My brother's friend was on vacation in Florida when he dived into water. The water was too shallow so he bumped his head and broke to bones in his vertabrae. He is currently paralyzed neck down, and has had surgery to loosen his neck up so he could move it a little bit. In Church this morning our pastor told us that he is able to wiggle his toes a little bit and is the only bit of moving he has had in about a week. So PLEASE!!!! Pray that he will get better!!!! THANK YOU!!!

2007-04-22 08:39:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-22 08:38:08 · 18 answers · asked by Budlightgurl 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-22 08:37:49 · 36 answers · asked by Phyllobates 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-22 08:37:37 · 40 answers · asked by Sanjaya 1 in Polls & Surveys

found it here ...

http://www.poundingtechno.com/index.php?showtopic=13002

2007-04-22 08:36:08 · 1 answers · asked by gjmb1960 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-22 08:35:32 · 33 answers · asked by Wendy 5 in Polls & Surveys

or do u look very avatar-ish? personally mine looks nowt like me. and do u think if u look like yours it just means u hav the most common features ie u look very average.

2007-04-22 08:35:22 · 47 answers · asked by Dave 2 in Celebrities

2007-04-22 08:34:48 · 21 answers · asked by Mrs.Bin Laden 1 in Polls & Surveys

Is Mouse just a little too timid? If so, what do you recommend?

2007-04-22 08:34:34 · 14 answers · asked by Phyllobates 7 in Polls & Surveys

A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical.The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally?How is your connection with God?"And the man says, "Oh me and God?We're tight.We have a real bond, he's good to me.Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off."Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished. He called the man's wife and said, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God.He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves.

Is this true?"And she says, "That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!"

2007-04-22 08:34:32 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles