I am! The kids are happily playing and I should be vacumming....
2007-04-22 08:45:31 · 37 answers · asked by Wendy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease.
The Lady: "Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?"
The Farmer stared at the reporter and said: "Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"
The lady reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"
The Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"
The reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?"
The Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your ti*s twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"
2007-04-22 08:48:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I can't remember when I was last bored. I have so many things I enjoy and now that my mobility is very limited, I have enough time to do so many things that I didn't have time for when I was raising my family and working. I'm on here to talk with anyone who asks a question that I have an answer ( or an opinion ) for.
2007-04-22 08:50:17 · answer #2 · answered by missingora 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am not bored. I just came in to jump on here long enough to say " What a beautiful day it is today" It took so long for spring to get here and today was the first nice day, no way was I going to waste it indoors. Have a great day ... : )
2007-04-22 08:51:31 · answer #3 · answered by Lavender 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2007-04-22 08:47:44 · answer #4 · answered by fordperfect5 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. I come here for a quickie and then I'm off to do something else. This sparks my interest. So I come back for a break and a laugh and then leave again.
2007-04-22 08:49:04 · answer #5 · answered by Dovey 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes... I'm at my desk job where I take incoming calls and the calls aren't coming in. So yes, I am bored.
2007-04-22 08:48:08 · answer #6 · answered by chanteuse87 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes. I am very bored. I'm also procrastinating studying the Vietnam War. I don't like war......
2007-04-22 08:48:03 · answer #7 · answered by i_luv_superchick 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep, I'm also tired and my family are watching some weird medical drama that I really could not be bothered with.
2007-04-22 08:48:13 · answer #8 · answered by Soxygirl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep
2007-04-22 08:47:32 · answer #9 · answered by Troy K 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes! It's so nice and pretty outside and I'm sitting at work, BORED!!
2007-04-22 08:54:35 · answer #10 · answered by cheyelle 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋