A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical.The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally?How is your connection with God?"And the man says, "Oh me and God?We're tight.We have a real bond, he's good to me.Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off."Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished. He called the man's wife and said, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God.He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves.
Is this true?"And she says, "That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!"
2007-04-22 08:34:32 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol ur on a role keep going!
2007-04-22 09:12:36 · answer #1 · answered by AmandaNic™ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Slightly Funny!
2007-04-22 08:38:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, beats the wardrobe. Good one Irish. 10/10
2007-04-22 08:41:50 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Veru funny hahahaha
2007-04-22 08:40:45 · answer #4 · answered by Asher B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny cute
2007-04-22 08:51:59 · answer #5 · answered by Curt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's another good one. 9/10.
2007-04-22 08:40:29 · answer #6 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I havent heard that one before. Nice.
2007-04-22 09:06:03 · answer #7 · answered by shantia_schwack 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny!!! im not dying on the floor laughin at it but its funny
2007-04-22 08:58:17 · answer #8 · answered by KatieRose ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard this one in 5th grade
and glad i heard it again
haven' heard it since
great joke
lol
2007-04-22 08:38:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ya i guess ha ha ha eyes rolling
2007-04-22 08:42:01 · answer #10 · answered by AshBash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋