Entertainment & Music - 21 April 2007

2007-04-21 12:03:35 · 8 answers · asked by tamara_cyan 6 in Polls & Surveys

on a blo-pop? Whats your favorite flavor?

2007-04-21 12:03:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Twiddle your thumbs?


Okay Yahoo; What the heck does this have to do with Pregnancy & Parenting > Newborn & Baby? hehe.

2007-04-21 12:02:50 · 8 answers · asked by 4kids2pay4 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-21 12:02:26 · 4 answers · asked by KD 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-21 12:02:25 · 3 answers · asked by thinking4aminute 1 in Celebrities

Will i???

2007-04-21 12:01:34 · 14 answers · asked by Blackout 2 in Polls & Surveys

Get thumb sitting here for so many hour´s.? I think mine has just died on me, so it must be time for bed

2007-04-21 12:01:27 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-21 12:01:00 · 5 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

and by that i mean the lyrics describe:u in some way.

some of mine are :

bowling for soup - the girl all the bad guys want
bon jovi - you give love a bad name
amy studt - miss fit
my chem romance - im not ok i promice

2007-04-21 12:00:19 · 5 answers · asked by Belosnezhka (aka Gex) 6 in Polls & Surveys

are you someone that will jump in and change it?

2007-04-21 12:00:06 · 17 answers · asked by JC 7 in Polls & Surveys

Dedicate and to whom would you dedicate it to !?!

2007-04-21 11:59:30 · 22 answers · asked by Scary Mary 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-21 11:59:24 · 5 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Polls & Surveys

If a car can go further on a tank of gas going 40 mph than it can at 60 mph..

Why do you get better gas mileage on the highway and not in town?

2007-04-21 11:59:06 · 23 answers · asked by RING GIRL II 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-21 11:57:16 · 7 answers · asked by GleN 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-21 11:57:13 · 26 answers · asked by smokey614 2 in Polls & Surveys

there are no street lights on the road and a black car with dark windows and no lights on is coming towards him how does the car miss hitting him

2007-04-21 11:56:32 · 14 answers · asked by i love louis 2 in Jokes & Riddles

if so... how do they bathe??

2007-04-21 11:54:56 · 18 answers · asked by GleN 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'm just wondering who the first woman to be recorded on records was, on the old phonograph records. I'm imagining it would be on those old, really old, cylinders that were first used. Anybody know?

2007-04-21 11:54:44 · 4 answers · asked by Lili 3 in Music

electric

2007-04-21 11:54:19 · 12 answers · asked by nαrcíssα [misses being a TC] 6 in Polls & Surveys

before I fired up the grill.

2007-04-21 11:54:09 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

have you ever looked in the keyhole at someone in the bathroom.

2007-04-21 11:53:20 · 4 answers · asked by kaveman15120 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-21 11:53:13 · 6 answers · asked by EM 6 in Polls & Surveys

I used to go to pogo until they changed everything.

2007-04-21 11:52:59 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-21 11:52:52 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This TV series was being shown in the early 70's in Nigeria in those days. It is either an American or British film I was still very small in those days. Memory of the serial still come to me. The lead actor is a criminal who runs from the law , hopping from bus to bus.

2007-04-21 11:52:11 · 6 answers · asked by bukola d 1 in Television

2007-04-21 11:52:03 · 17 answers · asked by nαrcíssα [misses being a TC] 6 in Polls & Surveys

This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to school at Ithaca College. For two years, he has wanted to ask a certain girl (who is also from Westchester and also goes to Ithaca) out on a date, but has never had the courage.

Finally, one day over the summer, he sees her at home and musters up the courage to ask her out. She accepts, and they make dinner plans for Saturday night.

Friday night, this guy goes out with all of his buddies, and drinks like Prohibition is coming back. Saturday, he is in such bad shape that he can't make it through twenty minutes without either puking or shitting. After several hours of this, he is able to stop puking, but he is still running to the toilet every 20 minutes to ****. He doesn't want to cancel the date, because he's afraid he won't ever talk to her again. So they meet in Westchester, and take the train to New York City (about a 30 minute ride).

They get to the restaurant, and he excuses himself during the appetizers to use the bathroom. They enjoy the rest of the appetizers without interruption, but he has to go back again during the entrees.

They decide to get dessert. During dessert, our hero feels another rumbling, but doesn't want to look like a complete bathroom freak, so he holds it. After a few minutes, the rumbling subsides, but he still has a bit of gas stored up. He decides to let this little bit of gas fly right there at the table (discreetly, of course). Unfortunately, this little bit of gas came with another little surprise. "Oh ****," he thinks (and feels).

Instead of running to the bathroom right away, our hero immediately leans on the arms of his chair to keep from sitting on this surprise. He maintains this yoga position for the rest of dessert, trying to figure out what to do before his tan pants (a) start to smell, or (b) start to show stains on the outside. He quickly pays for dinner and they leave the restaurant. Oh, by the way, he is walking like a cowboy. On the way to the train station, they pass The Gap.

"Do you mind if I run in and buy a sweater that I was looking at last week?" he asks.

"No problem, I'd like to look around too," she replies.

They fall into The Gap. Fortunately, at The Gap, men's fashions are on the right, women's fashions are on the left. They split up. Our hero grabs the first sweater within reach, and hurries back to the khakis.

After selecting a pair that most closely resemble his current outfit, he brings both items to the register. His eyes are on his date(still on the other side of the store) to make sure that she doesn't see him buying the pants. He doesn't even want the sweater, so he says through clenched teeth (just in case his date can read lips from 40 feet away) "Just the pants."

"What?" asks the Gap girl.

"Just the pants!" (Eyes still trained on his date.)

Gap girl: "Oh, OK."

He pays for the pants and walks over to his date, then they leave the store. They board the train just before it leaves the station and find two seats in the middle of the car.

Without sitting down, our hero excuses himself and walks to the bathroom in the back of the car. He gets to the bathroom as the train departs, and quickly rips off his pants and boxer shorts. He rolls them into a ball and throws them out the window. After cleaning himself off, he opens the Gap bag and pulls out...just the sweater.

****PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU WOULD DO IN THIS SITUATION.****

As you must have realized, the only solution is to wear the sweater as pants. So he squeezes his legs into the arms of the sweater and pulls the rest of the fabric tight around his waist. He can only keep himself covered by hunching over. Walking will be a new challenge altogether. Rather than going through the absolute trauma of returning to his seat and explaining (or creating an elaborate lie to explain) the entire incident, our hero waits in the bathroom until the train stops at the next station. He waits until the moment the train starts to pull away from the station, then dashes out of the bathroom (as quickly as a hunched over cowboy with sweater pants can dash) and jumps off the train. He is lost and stranded somewhere between New York City and Westchester.

He hasn't seen the girl since.

2007-04-21 11:51:53 · 39 answers · asked by Ewaj 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-21 11:51:19 · 9 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 in Polls & Surveys

you're not late yet?

2007-04-21 11:50:35 · 12 answers · asked by nαrcíssα [misses being a TC] 6 in Polls & Surveys

Nose?

2007-04-21 11:50:31 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys