Entertainment & Music - 20 April 2007

A man boarded an aircraft at Heathrow and took his seat. As he settled in,he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realized she was heading straight towards his seat and bingo! She took the seat right beside him.

Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "business trip or vacation?"

She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the annual Nymphomaniac Convention in the United States".

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed, when in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek decent.

We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish!"

Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy."

2007-04-20 04:05:34 · 17 answers · asked by Mrs Nemanja Vidic 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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When you cheat?

Do you remember to use protection or is it so impulsive you forget?

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2007-04-20 04:05:15 · 16 answers · asked by wonder Aloud 2 in Polls & Surveys

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I have a question to ask about The Sopranos?

Does The Sopranos give an accurate portrayal of New Jersey accents and local terms amongst the Italian-American population?

2007-04-20 04:04:32 · 5 answers · asked by goodfella853 1 in Television

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What do you think?

A traveling salesman and his smokin' hot wife were in bed and fast asleep at 3:00am when the phone rang. The husband answers it and after a few seconds says, "Heck I don't know; call the National Weather Service.". Then he hangs up the phone and rolls over to go back to sleep. Meanwhile the wife is laying there wondering what the heck just happened so she ask her husband, "Dear, who was on the phone?" He said, "It was a wrong number; someone wanted to know if the coast was going to be clear."

2007-04-20 04:04:28 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Is anyone else about to wet their pants with excitement?

It's almost 5pm, on Friday. Woooooooooooo!!!!

2007-04-20 04:04:23 · 32 answers · asked by Ivor Hugh G.Rection 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Ladies... What's your favorite Men's fragrance?

Currently I use "Euphoria" by Calvin Klein, and "Jake" by Hollister.

What Men's cologne turns you on?

2007-04-20 04:03:23 · 45 answers · asked by Jason The Great 6 in Polls & Surveys

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the saying goes....?

sticks and stones will break my bones,
but names will never hurt me.
but is this true?
do names sometimes hurt you?

2007-04-20 04:03:20 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Are you able to leave a sinking ship behind?

2007-04-20 04:01:34 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What Team Do You Support?

In your Chosen sport...IE..Football Rugby. Soccer...Not your Country's Team The team that you support...
And are they any good??

2007-04-20 04:00:48 · 20 answers · asked by Bella 7 in Polls & Surveys

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any girls attracted to a man that where's scuba gear every day?

2007-04-20 04:00:21 · 7 answers · asked by michaellapihuska 2 in Polls & Surveys

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What type of music tells you more about life today ?

explain your answer

2007-04-20 03:59:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Why do people not believe that crop circles can be made my people?

All you need is a few hours, a couple friends, a center point, a rope, and a board. It's not that hard.

If hail can knock over corn, so can a bunch of teenagers...

It's not that hard to figure out, really.

2007-04-20 03:59:48 · 16 answers · asked by RING GIRL II 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Will you provide me with a Stool Sample?

I need to analyze it.

2007-04-20 03:59:27 · 8 answers · asked by Horatio "H" Caine 3 in Polls & Surveys

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I went to the dentist. He said "Say 'Aaah". i said, "why?" He said, "My dog died"

2007-04-20 03:54:02 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Entertainment & Music - 20 April 2007

what is in spongebob's squarepants?

do you almost always exceed the speed limit in your life journey?

Ricky Gervais or Larry David?

Would you rather...?

Greys Anatomy episode last night - what was the song w/ Derrick watching the phone ring. I miss u everyday..?

What is your fav Band? Rock n' Roll only!!!!?

Joke funny or not?

When you cheat?

I have a question to ask about The Sopranos?

What do you think?

Is anyone else about to wet their pants with excitement?

Ladies... What's your favorite Men's fragrance?

the saying goes....?

Are you able to leave a sinking ship behind?

What Team Do You Support?

any girls attracted to a man that where's scuba gear every day?

What type of music tells you more about life today ?

Why do people not believe that crop circles can be made my people?

Will you provide me with a Stool Sample?

Why is my wife, the goon, so mean to me all the time?

WHat is your favorite color?

In your whole family, and your extended family, who is your least favorite?

Have you ever used someone's head as a footstool?

Was your first time memorable, regrettable, or forgettable?

What is your soul telling you to release?

Did the Big Bang make a noise?

What is the craziest thing you would do for a million dollars?

what's the difference?..CHORAL or CHORALE?

I've never?

I went to the dentist. He said "Say 'Aaah". i said, "why?" He said, "My dog died"