Entertainment & Music - 18 April 2007

I saw a good one by Eric Cantona on Wikipedia earlier.

"Pigs fly and flying pigs s**t on the other pigs, but if you are a flying pig with long wings, then you can s**t on the flying pig that is s**tting on the poor pigs who cannot fly".

2007-04-18 21:28:35 · 36 answers · asked by Zombie Jesus 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you believe your word is your bond?

Or do you say one thing and do another?..... i stick to my word always..... and you?

2007-04-18 21:27:33 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what childhood object do you wish......?

you could have in adulthood?
for me its mittens with a string to stop you loosing them, I'm always loosing gloves.

2007-04-18 21:27:19 · 12 answers · asked by ♠ Merlin ♠ 7 in Polls & Surveys

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On top first, or on the bottom first?

MmHmm

2007-04-18 21:25:26 · 26 answers · asked by High? 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Question about bar soap?

Is regular old bar soap anti-bacterial? like if i have a bacteria infection, will it get rid of the bacteria?

Or should i buy the Anti-Bacterial liquid hand soap? would this give me better results?

2007-04-18 21:22:46 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever had your heart broken? And what did you do if it happened?

2007-04-18 21:22:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If I dug deep into ur pockets what would I get?

2007-04-18 21:21:52 · 34 answers · asked by floatnfun 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Who is the most annoying person on Y!A?

2007-04-18 21:20:00 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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lmao i found this funny?

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.

While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"

2007-04-18 21:18:26 · 21 answers · asked by Gina B 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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The last book I read was ____________?

2007-04-18 21:16:24 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys