A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"
2007-04-18 21:18:26 · 21 answers · asked by Gina B 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahaha. Loved it! I've never heard that one before. It takes a lot to make me laugh out loud but this joke did! Thanks for the laugh. One of the funniest I've seen in a while. Here's a star for you :)
2007-04-18 21:24:33 · answer #1 · answered by Mel T 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi Gina, LOL lol lol lol lol lol, that my friend is funny. I think i would get a big kick out of seeing a monkey put a maraschino cherry up his butt. But pulling it out i don't think so and the eating part... sick sick... But i like the joke. Lol lol.
A Friend.
Clowmy
2007-04-18 21:28:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-05 17:15:28 · answer #3 · answered by husted 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee heeee nice one 9/10
2007-04-18 22:17:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha poor monkey
2007-04-19 05:14:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi-larious, if you give me copyrights, I'll put it into my regular rotation.
2007-04-18 21:23:01 · answer #6 · answered by Morris M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl thats sooo good i am deffinatly gonna tell my mates.
2007-04-18 21:24:41 · answer #7 · answered by lucreciacresent 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, I liked that, that was funny!
2007-04-18 23:21:35 · answer #8 · answered by Unicornrider 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-04-18 21:21:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
never heard that one, that is a good one
2007-04-19 16:59:54 · answer #10 · answered by tm41170 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋