What is the best quote you have ever heard?

Question

I saw a good one by Eric Cantona on Wikipedia earlier.

"Pigs fly and flying pigs s**t on the other pigs, but if you are a flying pig with long wings, then you can s**t on the flying pig that is s**tting on the poor pigs who cannot fly".

Answer 1

Someone told me..

Live for today because tomorrow isn't' guaranteed

Answer 2

Should I smile, Cuz ur my friend, Or cry..Cuz that's all we'll ever be?

When I first saw you I was afarid to talk to you*When i first talked to you I was afraid to like you*When i first liked you i was afarid to love you*Now that I love you I m afraid to lose you

whats betta? a lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?

A MiLLi0n WoRDs Would Not Bring You Back, I Kn0w, BecauseI've Tried. Neither Would A Million TeaRs. I Know, BeCause I've Cried

NoThiN iS mOrE pAiNfuL Then ReALiZiN He MenT eVeRyThiN 2 u,& u MenT nOtHiN 2 HiM

GUYS ARE LIKE ROSES WATCH OUT FOR THE PRICKS

It's hard to tell your mind to stop lovin sumone when your heart still does...

If u need space join NASA baby!!!

If love isnt a game, then why are there so many players?

*§omewhere There'§ §omeone Who Dream§ Of Your §mile, And Find§ In Your Pre§ence That Life I§ Worth While, §o When You Are Lonely, Remember It'§ True: §omebody, §omewhere Is Thinking Of You*

~*~One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions~*~

*You can fall from the sky* *You can fall from a tree* *But the best way to fall* *Is in love with me*

I'M ThReW W/ GuYz,ThEy AlL tElL LieS,ThEy BrAkE uR <3 n MaKe U CrY,LuViN gUyZ iS sUcH a SiN,hEy ChEcK tHaT gUy WhO jUs WaLkEd In

*ThEy SaY tRuE lOvE hiDeS bEhiNd eVeRy CoRnEr...I mUsT bE wALkiNg iN CiRcLeS!!!*

If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever.. If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..If Yur askin what I value the Answer is U.. if Yur askin if I love U the answer is I do

There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.

*4GeT THe TiMeS u WaLKeD By* 4GeT THe TiMeS u MaDe Me CRy* 4GeT THe TiMe u HeLD My HaND *4GeT THe SWeeT THiNGS iF i CaN*I cAn No LoNgEr PrEtEnD*I GoTTa ReMeMBeR NoW uR JuST My FRieND.*

~If I could be an angel, I'd make your every wish come true, but I am only human, Just a girl who's loving you~

How can you be friends with someone if everytime you look at them, it makes you want them even more?

*I wish I may, I mish I might, be the one you wish for tonite*

º°x·:He HoLdS Me WheN i StArT 2 cRy ø´¨`»MaKeS Me SmiLe WiTh JuS HiS eYeZ ShAreZ My HoPes DrEaMs FeArs«´¨`ø ø´¨`»WiPes AwAy ALL My TeArs i LoVe hiM wiToUt rEgReT«´¨`ø i JuS hAvEn't FoUnd HiM yEt·:·xº°

*spiteful words hurt ur feelings but silence breaks ur heart*

If lovin' u is wrong- I don't want 2 be right

A heart is not a play thing~a heart is not a toy~but if you want it broken..just give it to a boy

*In Reality*....The Player Isn't Actually Playing The Other Person......He's Playing Himself...

*He looked me deeply in the eyes. he lied and said "i won't make u cry" and when i thought it was 2 good 2 be true, he blew me off and found someone new*

Lust Is When You Love What You See. Love Is When You Lust For What's Inside

This ones mine:
Sometimes its harder to hold on than to let go.

Answer 3

Hunter S. Thomson, from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, he's speaking of the 60's

"And that, I think, was the handle — that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean of military sense; we didn’t need that. Our energy would simply prevail. There was no point in fighting — on our side or theirs. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. . . .

So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark — that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back."

Answer 4

“I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry-rot. I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. The function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.”....using yahoo Q&A's
lol. I had to end that bit on the end ; )

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

People who buy Macs are the same people who said BETA
is better than VHS 15 years ago.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Answer 5

Hakuna Matata

Answer 6

A womans greatest weapon is a mans imagination..
Interesting quote..you have there..flying pigs..hmm

Answer 7

Akunamatata Lion King ok maybe not a quote but a good philosophy to have

Answer 8

"Wild animals never kill for sport. Man is the only one to whom the torture and death of his fellow creatures is amusing in itself." James A Froude


P.S i remember Eric saying that and it still confuses me today LoL

Answer 9

Life is a thin shaft of light between two immensities of darkness.

Answer 10

Albert Einstein defined insanitys as "doing the same thing over and over again, and expecting different results".

Answer 11

Here's a good one:
“A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.”
Mark Twain