What crazy house rules did your mom have when you were growing up? Doesnt have to be true , just funny and brief
2007-04-18 21:46:57 · 8 answers · asked by Boo Boo 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Keep your friends outside if the house is dirty so they don't see it...keep your friends outside if the house is clean so they don't mess it up
2007-04-18 21:52:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
"We've got to economize! From now on only one sheet of toilet paper to be used per 2 wipes."
That rule was thrown out the window a few seconds after my mother said it. She was outvoted. I wonder why... LOL!
Her Scots ancestry shows up at odd moments.
2007-04-19 04:54:13 · answer #2 · answered by Tabby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With my older brother, he had to be home by dark. By the time my younger brother came around, it was no pot in the living room.
2007-04-19 04:51:12 · answer #3 · answered by Ellie W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
these are not house rules but i find them funny...
i got these from a friend, i don't know where she got these but they sure are funny :
My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
And my favourite: my mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
2007-04-19 04:56:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
scared (to lazy) to walk to the shop for an errand
Mum would say to my sister dont worry they will drop you at the first lamp post
2007-04-19 06:01:13 · answer #5 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask dad for your allowance!
2007-04-19 04:49:56 · answer #6 · answered by Moral Kiosk 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quit your belly-aching - it'll feel better when it quits hurting.
2007-04-19 04:58:51 · answer #7 · answered by bb jo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
do not use the dishwasher to clean your dirty shoes.
2007-04-19 04:54:11 · answer #8 · answered by ≈ ฬ ≈ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋