Entertainment & Music - 17 April 2007

We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes.
But the plural of ox should be oxen, not oxes.

The one fowl is goose, but two are called geese.
Yet the plural of moose, should never be meese.


You may find a lone mouse or a nest of mice.
But the plural of house is houses, not hice.

If the plural of man is always men,
Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?


If I spoke of my foot, and show you my feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?


Then one may be that, and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural would never be hose.


When we say brother, we say brethren.
But though we may say mother, we never say methren.


Then the masculine pronouns are he, his, and him,
But imagine the feminine, she, shis, and shim.


So, English I fancy you will agree
Is the craziest language that you ever did see.

2007-04-17 13:06:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

wats your favorite song. the person who says on of my favorite songs gets best answer and 10 points. but dont just try to guess my fav song say yours! its fun!

2007-04-17 13:06:44 · 11 answers · asked by Alex 3 in Music

2007-04-17 13:06:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-17 13:04:07 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-17 13:03:21 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The teacher asked her class what each wanted to become when they grew
up. A chorus of responses came from all over the room.

"A football player," said Jim.

"A doctor," said Alfred.

"An astronaut," said Suzy.

"The president," said little Al. (Everyone laughed).

"A fireman," said Fred.

"A teacher," said Lisa.

"A race car driver." said Mario.

Everyone that is, except Tommy.

The teacher noticed he was sitting there quiet and still. So she said
to him, "Tommy, what do you want to be when you grow up?"

"Possible." Tommy replied.

"Possible?" asked the teacher.

"Yes," Tommy said. "My mom is always telling me I'm impossible. So
when I get to be big, I want to be possible."

2007-04-17 13:02:31 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Tell me why you deserve it more than anybody else?

2007-04-17 13:02:01 · 27 answers · asked by Zombie Jesus 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-17 13:01:51 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-17 13:01:08 · 8 answers · asked by trendsetter 3 in Movies

what makes you want to throw up?

2007-04-17 13:00:31 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-17 12:59:10 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The bandage was wound around the wound.

The farm was used to produce produce.

The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

He could lead if he would get the lead out.

The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

They were too close to the door to close it.

The buck does funny things when the does are present.

To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

After a number of injections my jaw got number.

Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

2007-04-17 12:58:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What's the best way to get rid of your nervousness before / during a speech?

I've got one tomorrow that includes an entire years work and will be the final yes / no for my graduation status. Whoooo I need some tips!

2007-04-17 12:57:49 · 7 answers · asked by peachfuzz 3 in Polls & Surveys

;)

2007-04-17 12:56:53 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Yes or no. And who do you believe to be the top five regular participants on this forum? Please rank in order.

2007-04-17 12:56:33 · 40 answers · asked by Phyllobates 7 in Polls & Surveys

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

2007-04-17 12:56:00 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-17 12:56:00 · 14 answers · asked by Love always, Kortnei 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-17 12:55:35 · 7 answers · asked by ocean 1 in Polls & Surveys

i think real was the cutest....What do you guys think??? and why???

2007-04-17 12:53:35 · 14 answers · asked by Tamaria L 1 in Television

Be honest ;-)

2007-04-17 12:53:23 · 9 answers · asked by xoxo_sexy_biatch_xoxo 5 in Polls & Surveys

COCA COLA!!!..^_^

2007-04-17 12:52:22 · 25 answers · asked by blah111 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-17 12:52:01 · 28 answers · asked by Fox Paws 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-17 12:51:29 · 44 answers · asked by ♥ĴỤiiČ¥♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

click on questions like this just to see what the completed part is?

2007-04-17 12:51:01 · 21 answers · asked by Barcode Branded 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-17 12:50:30 · 3 answers · asked by MATT Z 2 in Movies

your mobile phone number or would you need someone else to tell you what it is?

2007-04-17 12:48:47 · 40 answers · asked by Teejay 6 in Polls & Surveys

any names that start with a k like my name, and also something that goes with my name. Like mayebe something that rymes

2007-04-17 12:48:38 · 5 answers · asked by Katarina R 1 in Comics & Animation

mine was "W" (double-u)

2007-04-17 12:47:53 · 26 answers · asked by Homestar Runner 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-17 12:46:46 · 12 answers · asked by Like Nothing Else 4 in Polls & Surveys

There is a full moon tonight. Bless Virginia Tech.

2007-04-17 12:46:29 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys