The bandage was wound around the wound.
The farm was used to produce produce.
The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
He could lead if he would get the lead out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
They were too close to the door to close it.
The buck does funny things when the does are present.
To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
After a number of injections my jaw got number.
Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
2007-04-17 12:58:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
L O L 9/10
2007-04-17 18:39:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An explorer from Norway found Iceland and stopped in to visit the local people near lake Michigan, an Italian discovered Cuba and called them Indians. Another Italian found America and they named it after him instead of the first explorer. Or we would be living in Columbuscan. Then another explorer from England found a rock and named it Plymouth. Then some pioneers from France and Germany moved west in search of a better way to travel to Seattle. While a bunch of Spaniard settled there. The Mexican, Native Americans, and all them pioneers got together to learn each others language...Starting with how to learn to ask for something to eat.
Spanglosaxonglish was born, but was too hard to say, so they all decided to get drunk and english the subject til morning.
2007-04-17 18:52:16 · answer #2 · answered by d4d9er 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm , yeah my mothers and dads tend to tell me approximately their colleague's infants besides. yet interior the approach in addition they seem to overexaggerate their skills so that they seem to beling like god-like beings. They try this because of the fact they think of that this might motivate you to be better than them. yet extremely, it purely makes you extra depressed reason it makes you think of that your mothers and dads seem down on you... I might desire to understand. i'm Asian =o. My mothers and dads continually compares me with their colleagues' and relatives' infants -.- . with regard to the female pal area... this might properly be very complicated in the commencing up yet you may desire to be as useful as you are able to. think of of the superb area of issues - now you realize that she isn't something yet an straight forward whore. And the guy she is presently relationship might additionally be cheated on quickly by using a third guy. possibly hear to 3 empowering track that might assist you thru those situations? Blues or Soul track possibly =D
2016-12-29 05:31:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and true. Less painful if you read a lot.
2007-04-17 13:02:19 · answer #4 · answered by vanamont7 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well I'm sorry to say that's English.
Well thought out, all the sayings went down very well.
2007-04-17 13:12:30 · answer #5 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-04-17 13:01:58 · answer #6 · answered by ♥SummerRain♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good one! lol! 10!
2007-04-17 13:09:45 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant ..loved them alll.....have a great week.....
2007-04-17 13:09:49 · answer #8 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
more you practise the more you learn
2007-04-17 13:09:25 · answer #9 · answered by nes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice. *lol*
2007-04-17 13:01:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋