Entertainment & Music - 13 April 2007

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A twenty year stretch?

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room.
"Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from his coffee,
"Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 18?" he asks solemnly.
"Yes I do" she replies.
The husband pauses; the words were not coming easily.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the garden"
"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continued..
"Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?"
"I remember that too" she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said,"

"I would have been released today!

2007-04-13 06:51:02 · 13 answers · asked by LONE WOLF 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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What do you do when you absolutely cannot have what you want?

How do you get over it? I've been pouting all day - I've got to STOP.

2007-04-13 06:51:00 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you think women who as "Does this make my butt look big?" are actually thinking to themselves...?

...."You wanna come over here and feel for yourself, big boy?"

Just an idea.

2007-04-13 06:49:45 · 4 answers · asked by Mooch 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Zinger or Twinkie?

2007-04-13 06:49:16 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever thought about how your cat's tail has a mind of its own?

Mine has a mind of its own, it moves and moves until it catches my attention.

2007-04-13 06:49:01 · 19 answers · asked by White 7 in Polls & Surveys

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What music are you in to?

I'm into hard, dirty, banging hard house, what about you?

2007-04-13 06:48:53 · 27 answers · asked by dan 3 in Music

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Who would be a better chef....a crab or a pig?

2007-04-13 06:48:20 · 7 answers · asked by Ronatnyu 7 in Polls & Surveys

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What can i buy you, girl?

if anyone's thinking about my "FAVORITE" brand of clothing, i'd pick that answer as my best answer... in 5 hours.

so, go for it!
money's not a problem in my case.

2007-04-13 06:48:07 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Can I have a pat on the back....?

Hooray for me I made it to leverl 3.

2007-04-13 06:46:10 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Does your significant other know how much time you spend on...?

...Y!A? Mine doesn't! He's think I was crazy!!!

2007-04-13 06:45:17 · 25 answers · asked by Full of Id 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Why do all the gay men get all the hot guys?

I know they don't get all of them but they get a good majority of them. =)

2007-04-13 06:45:11 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Where is the strangest place that you have been naked?

2007-04-13 06:44:45 · 35 answers · asked by zinntwinnies 6 in Polls & Surveys

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how much money an hour do u make at ur job?

2007-04-13 06:43:39 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Why does my husband talk to me while I'm on the phone speaking to my girlfriend?

I am moving my mouth and speaking and listening to her and he just bursts into the room asking where his favourite tie is???!!!

2007-04-13 06:43:34 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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3 funny words you can say after sex? just 3 no more!!?

LIke: "need a cab" you're how old?" "who are you?" lo0l give me ideas!!!

2007-04-13 06:43:32 · 45 answers · asked by Mighty Opinions 2 in Polls & Surveys

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What is in the dark that people are...?

so afraid of?

2007-04-13 06:43:06 · 8 answers · asked by jignutty 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Are you grossed out when you find...?

...hair in your food?
For some reason, this does not bother me. I don't know why!

2007-04-13 06:42:47 · 18 answers · asked by Full of Id 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Why am I so good-looking?

2007-04-13 06:42:15 · 51 answers · asked by Ron Burgundy 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Do the people you love know it?

If not, what are you waiting for?

2007-04-13 06:42:11 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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which would you rather ride?

a bike, a horse or a pony?

2007-04-13 06:41:42 · 45 answers · asked by boybellend 3 in Polls & Surveys

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What big plans do you have for the weekend??

having fun???

What are you going to do??

I have a date with my house. First the floors, then the laundry room, then the yard, and pool. SHould be one HOT date. Demanding and many hours!!! hahahahahahahahaha

Have fun all

2007-04-13 06:41:15 · 14 answers · asked by -------- 7 in Polls & Surveys

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