Entertainment & Music - 4 April 2007

I have tried using lime wire and all it does is mess up my computer and slow it down. I have looked all over the interenet but i just cant seem to find a website that will allow you to download a variety of music at no cost what so ever. So could you please help me and share with me a good web site to download songs at no coast.

2007-04-04 10:52:10 · 11 answers · asked by Ralph 2 in Music

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The two nuns!?

There were two nuns..

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for The past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,

Say two Hail Marys!

2007-04-04 10:52:08 · 29 answers · asked by duke4172 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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would you rather never be able to sit down or never be able to lay down?

2007-04-04 10:50:46 · 11 answers · asked by Red Yeti 5 in Polls & Surveys

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On a Dare; If you were bald would you draw a face on the back of your head and walk through the mall?

I dared my young brother to do this and he did, I only wish I video taped it!

2007-04-04 10:50:46 · 23 answers · asked by Dr. D. AKA Evil Woman 5 in Polls & Surveys

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In a movie, when you see scenes on the street or a highway, are ALL people (and ALL cars) hired extras?

2007-04-04 10:49:47 · 17 answers · asked by vargasdfw 1 in Movies

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If you could snap your fingers and make time go back 20 years or forward 20 years, which would you choose?

Why would you choose that? And I mean 1 or the other as in if you had to pick; not "stay where I am"...

2007-04-04 10:49:18 · 18 answers · asked by countess 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What are you most scared of ?

2007-04-04 10:48:55 · 49 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Polls & Surveys

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What's your biggest temptation?

What's Your Achilles' heel ? (something really hard [or impossible to resist] ??

2007-04-04 10:48:47 · 6 answers · asked by Enigma 2 in Polls & Surveys

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List the top five public personalities least deserving of their success .?

Here are mine :
1. Adam Sandler
2. Mancow
3. Kevin Smith
4. Ted Kennedy
5. Sean Hannity
On the bubble : Katie Couric , George W. Bush , Britney Spears .

2007-04-04 10:48:47 · 7 answers · asked by Parapet 3 in Polls & Surveys

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was frank zappa a good jazz guy?

he was to me.

2007-04-04 10:48:39 · 11 answers · asked by gscott43206 2 in Music

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Is it in your personal interests?

to annoy people when you feel angry?

2007-04-04 10:47:46 · 25 answers · asked by chris c 3 in Polls & Surveys

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How many years worth of Yellow Pages do you have piled up in the garage?

2007-04-04 10:47:03 · 18 answers · asked by desertskieswoman 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Why the hell did New York pick Tango over Chance on I Love New York??????

why did new yorks transvestdyke lookin self choose one of the ugliest, ninja-turtle looking, bumpy-faced men on tv, over the sexiest man she will ever meet???????

2007-04-04 10:46:55 · 12 answers · asked by simone :) 3 in Celebrities

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What song is better? girlfriend by avril lavinge or glamorous by fergie?

my boy friend asked me my favorite song and i love them both so i need your opinion i asked my daughter and said i dont't like either one.

2007-04-04 10:46:05 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Snorted any close relatives, lately?

KEITH RICHARDS gets my vote as THE MOST JACKED UP PERSON IN THE WORLD!!

2007-04-04 10:45:06 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What's a rabbit's favorite dance?

2007-04-04 10:44:37 · 19 answers · asked by pollywollydoda 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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When will The View get rid of Rosie O'Donnell?

I'm so sick of her present on the show...I think barbara could have made a better choice.

2007-04-04 10:43:24 · 8 answers · asked by *****Mrz TriplesSs***** 1 in Television

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if you could turn your ex into an item from the bedroom for a day, what would it be?

lol

2007-04-04 10:42:32 · 3 answers · asked by mrs b 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Who loves Eminem?

i love him!! post his songs if u like him too!

http://vike.imeem.com/music/4XqbE5YD/crazy_in_love/

http://myth707.imeem.com/music/m8R9suV4/no_apologies/

http://crystal625.imeem.com/music/JhMr4lFk/hailies_song/

2007-04-04 10:41:33 · 11 answers · asked by Yasmin 4 in Music

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Do you think it is wrong for women to wear white on their wedding day when they are not virgins?

I find it totally wrong and very hippocritical. I think it is so messed up how many women go around playing the harlot and then when they having their wedding want to wear white.

2007-04-04 10:40:58 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Angel might back season six reason not finish?

If gunn back alive? and wesly? because angel needs Gunn and wesly? because they are good team champion of angel as well Gunn and wesly always help with angel but willow and Dawn will meet angel? because Dawn not know who angel but if angel told dawn about Buffy? i have no idea.

2007-04-04 10:40:06 · 2 answers · asked by angel2008sedrick 1 in Television

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