Once there was a family who was given some venison by a friend. The wife cooked up the deer steaks, and served it to the husband and children. The husband thought it would be fun to have the children guess what it was that they were eating.

"Is is beef?" The daughter Katie asked.

"Nope."

"Is it pork?" the son Willie asked.

"Nope."

"Heck, we don't know, Dad!" Willie exclaimed.

"I'll give you a clue," the Dad said, "It's what your mom sometimes calls me."

"Spit it out, Willie!" cried Katie, "We're eating A**hole!!"

2007-04-03 04:20:15 · 46 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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Poll : How many other catagorys were "raided" for regulars last night ?

2007-04-03 04:19:27 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Why do bee's buzz?

...you'd buzz too if someone took your honey and nectar!

off to work. did you like that one?????
dont be mean to Dharma!

2007-04-03 04:18:54 · 8 answers · asked by -------- 7 in Polls & Surveys

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can you guess my age?

2007-04-03 04:18:42 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Why are you interested in this role and what is it that attracted you?

answer me plz

2007-04-03 04:17:44 · 6 answers · asked by fish 22f 1 in Horoscopes

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What is your favourite film and why???

2007-04-03 04:17:25 · 34 answers · asked by THE GOVONATOR 1 in Movies

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If you took Viagra and had an erection that lasted past 4 hours, and you went to the ER and........?

........the doctor on call was CLEARLY a gay man, would you stay and let him examine you?

2007-04-03 04:17:16 · 23 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

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How do you like your bagel?

2007-04-03 04:16:01 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What were you doing at 5am?

I was being nudged by my daughter's kitten for attention.

2007-04-03 04:15:50 · 22 answers · asked by Unexpectedly George 4 in Polls & Surveys

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When was the last time your fed ?

your mouse?

2007-04-03 04:15:26 · 6 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

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how many...............?

would like to come to my house for dinner?

2007-04-03 04:10:01 · 12 answers · asked by whisper 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Is it a beautiful day in the neighborhood?

2007-04-03 04:09:02 · 13 answers · asked by ♪F↑☺W£R♪ 4 in Polls & Surveys

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whose ur favorite band?

AFI, taking back sunday, Under the influence of Giants, +44, Evanscence, Daughtry

2007-04-03 04:06:01 · 20 answers · asked by jossy 2 in Music

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last 1 4 today...can you read it?

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55% of plepoe can

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but teh wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

2007-04-03 04:05:54 · 28 answers · asked by Just passing the time! 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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