Entertainment & Music - 30 March 2007

2007-03-30 10:03:14 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-30 10:03:01 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

On a tour of Texas, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the ocean for some sightseeing.

He was cruising along the beach in his car when there was a frantic commotion just off the shore.

A helpless man wearing an orange and white University of Texas jersey and hat was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.

As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three men wearing crimson and cream University of Oklahoma jerseys.

One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark`s side.

The other two reached out and pulled the mauled, bleeding and semiconscious Texan from the water.

Then, using long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.

Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach.

"I give you my blessing for your brave actions," he told them.

"I heard that there were some bitter hatreds between OU and Texas, but now I have seen with my own eyes that is not true."

As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies "Who was that?"

"It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom."

"Well," the harpooner said "he may have access to God's wisdom but he doesn't know diddly about shark fishing... is the bait holding up okay or do we need to get another one?"

2007-03-30 10:02:59 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-30 10:02:59 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You’ve decided to embalm your recently deceased pet Airedale. You have him posed in the sitting position. What part of your residence do you place him in?

2007-03-30 10:02:50 · 6 answers · asked by I socket 2 in Polls & Surveys

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2007-03-30 10:02:46 · 13 answers · asked by xx glad to be ere xx 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-30 10:02:27 · 29 answers · asked by Mari§§a 4 in Polls & Surveys

i started liking them when i was 12. :::::::::))))))))))

2007-03-30 10:02:13 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

that i can do for speech class. i need some good ideas. thanks.

2007-03-30 10:02:08 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

hip hop is mine

hip hop jazz
country christian
the blues variety

2007-03-30 10:02:07 · 21 answers · asked by ♥ krista ♥ 2 in Music

Save One Show
Go to: http://www.eonline.com/gossip/kristin/index.jsp
and vote for Veronica Mars

2007-03-30 10:01:27 · 3 answers · asked by zoe_jane_lane 3 in Polls & Surveys

ever since they got rid of the thumbs down there has been more and more violations . i think cuz if someone dont like your answer, they are forced to report u cuz they cant simply give u a thumbs down. do u agree?

2007-03-30 10:00:10 · 9 answers · asked by LOLLI 3 in Polls & Surveys

not to worry and be happy, or you just don't realize it at the right time and you enjoy only the memories after it has already passed?

2007-03-30 10:00:09 · 10 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman.

snowballs!!

2007-03-30 09:58:57 · 24 answers · asked by William C 2 in Jokes & Riddles

hiya,how long have you held a driver"s licence??
me 34 years!!

2007-03-30 09:58:19 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Other than yourself of course :)

2007-03-30 09:57:00 · 30 answers · asked by ProfPilot 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-30 09:56:47 · 56 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I've seen his show a few times recently, but he appears even more wooden than usual, and is so easy on his guests that he might as well not even be there. Do they just prop him up, or is his image just airbrushed in- along with pre-recorded random responses? It might explain why, whenever a guest starts to say something controversial or nonsensical, he fails to challenge them and tries to change the topic. Like when Bette Midler started getting herself in trouble stererotyping gay men, his response was "I saw you in Fiddler..."

2007-03-30 09:56:13 · 10 answers · asked by kena2mi 4 in Polls & Surveys

if they had athletes foot?

2007-03-30 09:55:41 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

(Anything can happen in this world... even talking chimneys!) Notice that the real riddle is on top

2007-03-30 09:55:25 · 11 answers · asked by Hinata 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Women gain weight during pregnancy and that is good and perfectly natural. However, after the pregnancy is over women need to become slim again. What is a reasonable amount of time a man could set for his woman to lose the weight?

2007-03-30 09:54:26 · 60 answers · asked by Sandstorm222 2 in Polls & Surveys

i was gone for a long time..

and please dont be too rude..i get my my feelings hurt VERY EASILY. you should know im sensitive.

2007-03-30 09:54:17 · 38 answers · asked by A Girl 4 in Polls & Surveys

seems to have taken over in recent weeks.It isn't just happening in P&S either it is in every catagory.

A simple yes or no will do

2007-03-30 09:53:59 · 25 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-30 09:53:36 · 63 answers · asked by AnswerGeek 4 in Movies

if you don't know who these people are (GASP!) then this may jog your memory: dylan plays zack in suite life and when he was younger he was in big daddy, i saw mommy kissing santa clause, and more with his twin brother, cole. joe is in the best band on earth, the jonas brothers. if you wanna see them, they're on google! haha! :P

2007-03-30 09:53:20 · 4 answers · asked by koolpanda06 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-30 09:52:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what about the rest of our VA hospitals that are chronically understaffed and under funded?

2007-03-30 09:52:18 · 2 answers · asked by icunurse85 7 in Polls & Surveys

you know to "slow down"

2007-03-30 09:52:05 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When I blew in her ear she said; "Thanks for the re-fill"!

LOL!

Did ya hear about the Blond that worked at the McDonald's Drive Thru?

She always asked customers if their order was "for here or to go"??

LOL!

What do you get if you put a Woman with PMS in the Micro Wave?

A week's worth of whining and complaining in about 30 secs.!

LOL!

2007-03-30 09:51:20 · 9 answers · asked by The Sylvan Wizard 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I already asked someone, she said yes. But now I really don't want to go. I mainly asked cuz she is the only one that would ever be fun if i did go. I just don't know what i got myself into. I'd rather go bowling with this girl than go to a stupid boring dance. Any input?

2007-03-30 09:50:50 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys