On a tour of Texas, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the ocean for some sightseeing.
He was cruising along the beach in his car when there was a frantic commotion just off the shore.
A helpless man wearing an orange and white University of Texas jersey and hat was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.
As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three men wearing crimson and cream University of Oklahoma jerseys.
One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark`s side.
The other two reached out and pulled the mauled, bleeding and semiconscious Texan from the water.
Then, using long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.
Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach.
"I give you my blessing for your brave actions," he told them.
"I heard that there were some bitter hatreds between OU and Texas, but now I have seen with my own eyes that is not true."
As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies "Who was that?"
"It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom."
"Well," the harpooner said "he may have access to God's wisdom but he doesn't know diddly about shark fishing... is the bait holding up okay or do we need to get another one?"
2007-03-30 10:02:59 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL.
That reminds me of baitin' 'gators .........uh......er.....goin' fishin'......umm.....never mind! ....Just jokin'! LOL. LOL. LOL.
2007-04-03 02:03:54 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
And the Texas A&M fans would have helped, but they were too busy with their farm animals.
2007-03-30 17:07:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Long but funny!
2007-03-30 17:25:10 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-04-05 16:17:43 · answer #4 · answered by Liv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-04-05 12:18:35 · answer #5 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋