Entertainment & Music - 28 March 2007

A dustman knocks on a japanese man's door.
The Japanese man says "Harro, what you want?"
Dustman asks "Where's ya bin?"
"I bin on loo" says japanese man.
"No mate, where's ya dustbin?"
"I dust bin on loo" says japanese man.
"No, no mate, where's ya wheelie bin?"
"Hokay, i wheelie bin in loo having a w***k.

2007-03-28 12:22:46 · 12 answers · asked by x SexySian x 4 in Jokes & Riddles

to watch people? Like if i go to the mall or am sitting outside Im a people watcher its just interesting to me lol. there are some damn idiots out there lol.

2007-03-28 12:22:44 · 5 answers · asked by Lauren_Ann20 5 in Polls & Surveys

At a recent computer expo Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated

"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal."

Recently General Motors addressed this comment by releasing the statement: " Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?"
Not only that, but....

Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.
Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.
Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and fail and you would have to re-install the engine. For some strange reason, you would accept this too.
You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT". But, then you would have to buy more seats.
Macintosh would make a car that was...(see details below for the rest of joke)

2007-03-28 12:22:42 · 8 answers · asked by ♥Tawnya♥ 4 in Jokes & Riddles

i look like mine, but my hair is a bit longer and curly.

2007-03-28 12:22:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-28 12:22:24 · 11 answers · asked by phantom stranger 3 in Polls & Surveys

and would I look funny if I ate one at work with a knife and fork?

2007-03-28 12:22:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

will you marry me?

2007-03-28 12:21:50 · 4 answers · asked by geminis_do_it_twice 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-28 12:21:34 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

a good hip hop song with a nice beat and loud beat?

2007-03-28 12:21:17 · 6 answers · asked by x_we_fly_high_x 2 in Music

2007-03-28 12:21:15 · 9 answers · asked by Einstein 7 in Polls & Surveys

Do you do the dishes immediately or take a little break?

We finished dinner an hour ago and I still haven't done them.

2007-03-28 12:21:04 · 24 answers · asked by Donna T 6 in Polls & Surveys

I am doing a project on the outsiders movie and i need pictures. i need pictures of their faces. if you know of any websites please tell me thanks

2007-03-28 12:20:20 · 3 answers · asked by dreamer 1 in Movies

2007-03-28 12:20:19 · 5 answers · asked by annabell721 1 in Music

I always read that scorpio moons are very bad. Why? Also I am dating a scorpio man with Pisces moon and Sagitarrius rising. Is this a good match?

2007-03-28 12:20:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2007-03-28 12:19:57 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I like System of a Down, Breaking benjamin, Sevendust stuff like that. I like the way metalcore guitars are played but I HATE WHEN THEY USE SCREAMO AND HIGH FREAKY VOICES. any suggestions?

2007-03-28 12:19:49 · 12 answers · asked by Matt C 2 in Music

2007-03-28 12:19:20 · 7 answers · asked by Einstein 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-28 12:19:09 · 34 answers · asked by truthyness 7 in Polls & Surveys

Which do you want to see the most and least?

2007-03-28 12:19:04 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My Scorpio guy is super mysterious and intense, but doesn't say much. Being a cancer, I have no problem communicating about my emotions, so he often knows where I stand.I never know what he's thinking. He said recently that his previous gf's just didn't "get him". He said if I'm patient, then "all will eventually come". What does this all mean and is a scorpio guy worth the wait?

2007-03-28 12:19:04 · 12 answers · asked by erin87 2 in Horoscopes

Tell me what you think of it, and if you have one, do you like it? I'll admit that i have one, and i check it almost all the time only to keep in touch with really close friends.. and because i just love messing around with my profile.

2007-03-28 12:19:02 · 6 answers · asked by Cyn 2 in Polls & Surveys

my friends and family when we all just sit and laugh.

2007-03-28 12:18:59 · 65 answers · asked by Lauren_Ann20 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-28 12:18:21 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Nevermind, you already are. You're hopeless. And I'm not a leftist, I just happen to care about the future.

2007-03-28 12:18:14 · 9 answers · asked by Angry Panda 2 in Polls & Surveys

I am making a parody movie where the guy is in bed and he slowly dies and then the credit is suppose to show up with a very funny happy jumpy song. Name a really happy song?

2007-03-28 12:17:33 · 17 answers · asked by mrxxbrian 2 in Music

2007-03-28 12:17:20 · 9 answers · asked by Einstein 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-28 12:17:19 · 18 answers · asked by Rudy 2 in Polls & Surveys

Only for girls unless your gay!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-03-28 12:17:16 · 3 answers · asked by HeyItsMe 3 in Movies

2007-03-28 12:16:45 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Im from Dublin, and i want to run a benefit night, does anyone know anything about zumo wrestling suits, do i need a special permit or insurance, if im holding it in a pub? its a really big room, but is it safe? its something that wasnt done before in my area, so im not sure who to ask? thanks!!!

2007-03-28 12:16:23 · 3 answers · asked by ellen h 2 in Celebrities