Entertainment & Music - 25 March 2007

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How many band shirts do you own???

I have 30 seconds to mars, three days grace, my chemical romance, lamb of god and I've been trying to find a good avenged sevenfold one!

2007-03-25 13:46:19 · 13 answers · asked by brianna<3 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Funny virgin wife joke?

Kate had just got married and she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mom reassured her. "Don't worry, Kate. Jim's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you."

When she got upstairs, Jim took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Kate ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mom! Jim's got a big hairy chest." "Don't worry, Kate," says the mother," all good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take care of you."

So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Jim took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Kate ran downstairs to her mother. "Mom! Jim took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!"

"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Jim's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you." So up she went again. When she got up there, Jim took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Kate saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mom! Jim's got a foot and a half!"

2007-03-25 13:45:57 · 19 answers · asked by Cuddly Lez 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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80's movies - 'We can't have him like that. It would ruin Christmas'?

What movie is this quote from? The film featured actress Kelly LeBrock.
Bonus - who was this said about and what was wrong that he would ruin Christmas??

2007-03-25 13:45:44 · 8 answers · asked by Zabes 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Will you sing "Breakfast At Tiffany's" with me??

2007-03-25 13:45:28 · 8 answers · asked by The Answering Peanut Butter 3 in Music

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What,or who,are you most fed up with in your life?

2007-03-25 13:45:00 · 29 answers · asked by MaryBeth 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Wasn't the last Bond movie (Casino Royale) great?

I saw it last night and I want to watch it again!!

2007-03-25 13:44:46 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Towley, or Mr. Hankey from South Park? Which one do you like better?

2007-03-25 13:44:43 · 12 answers · asked by me 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Are you good at bluffing at cards??????

2007-03-25 13:44:35 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Kentucky Idiots?

There were 2 Kentucky idiots walking along. The first guys says to the second guy, "if i had sex with ur wife, does that make me and you related?" Then the second guy goes, "no, but it'll make us even!"

2007-03-25 13:44:18 · 9 answers · asked by A.C. 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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ONE MORE TIME: ONLY ONE for the REST OF YOU LIFE! Who would you choose to LIVE with?

Your Mother or Father
A best friend
Your children (Exception: You can have them all if there is more than 1)
Your husband/ wife/ lover

2007-03-25 13:44:04 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is the most you ever won from a lottery?????

I once won $1000.00 !!!!!

2007-03-25 13:44:00 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What makes you nervous?

2007-03-25 13:43:51 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you buy the book, check it out from the library, or read it in the book store?

2007-03-25 13:43:24 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Where Can I watch PB&J otter?

I really miss it and so does my sister

2007-03-25 13:42:57 · 3 answers · asked by Daniel G 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Joke- 'Or What'?

Man goes to his doctor&complains his wife hasn't wanted to have s*x with him for the past 6mths.Doc tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her & hopefully see what the problem is.Following day the wife goes to the Doc's office.Doc asks her what's wrong;why doesn't she want to have sex with her husband.
"Oh that's easily explained. For the past 6mths," the wife says,"I've been taking a cab to work every morning. I don't have any money.The cab driver asks me, 'Are you going to pay today or what?' So I take an 'or what'. "Then when I get to work - I'm late,so the boss asks me 'Are we going to write this down in the book or what?' So I take an 'or what. "I take a cab to go home after work as usual - I have no money.The cab driver asks me again! 'So are you going to pay this time or what?' Again I take an 'or what'.
So you see doctor by the time I get home I'm so tired out & don't want it any more."
"Yes I see says the doctor. So are we going to tell your husband, or what?"

2007-03-25 13:42:28 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Do you know me???

Can you guess who I am? What kind of person I am?

2007-03-25 13:42:18 · 19 answers · asked by hErE_KiTTy_KiTTy_^MeOw^ 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Cockadoodledoo?

Ok my brother told me this joke this morning and i think its so funny!!!

ok...

There was a rooster and a hen... The rooster goes Cockadoodledoo! Then the hen goes "any cock will do"

I laughed and laughed at this for a while. And to think my brother is only 9!!!

2007-03-25 13:42:18 · 5 answers · asked by A.C. 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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Don't you hate when old people walk out in front of you while walking or driving?

I have no tolerance for them, if they are hit or trampled over it's their own fault.

2007-03-25 13:42:17 · 16 answers · asked by Joel Is Depressed 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck--for PRESIDENT?

Which one would you choose and why? I'd say Bugs 'cause with Daffy, one could never know what to expect. ;~) Daffy is unpredictable...

2007-03-25 13:42:12 · 22 answers · asked by Adelaide_21 3 in Polls & Surveys

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What is your least favourite animal?

2007-03-25 13:41:36 · 37 answers · asked by ? 7 in Polls & Surveys

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What is the song that plays during the Adidas Impossible is 0 commercial with NBA player Gilbert Arenas?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9M8wDx52SI

2007-03-25 13:40:47 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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will it work?

im thinkg of superchargeing my go kart. will this work?

2007-03-25 13:40:41 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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O.K. Are you ready for the ride?

The elevator doors open..what do you see?

2007-03-25 13:40:38 · 22 answers · asked by Gargirl™® 6 in Polls & Surveys

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will I win the lottery tomorrow?

2007-03-25 13:39:58 · 32 answers · asked by ¦Gigi¦ 1 in Polls & Surveys

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be honest now, have you EVER scooped change out of a fountain????

My Ex use to laugh while the kids cleaned up and had candy money ...I was soooooooooooo embarrassed..but they did make a fine penny stretch its wings to several dollars!!! I didn't sanction it...HE DID!!!!!!

2007-03-25 13:39:58 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever heard of an ape turning into a human being?

I was over at a friends house and they were watching some science video about apes turning into human beings or something and I thought it was so funny. At first I thought it was an April Fools joke but that isn't for like another week. I started laughing but no one else was laughing so I just stopped. I have never heard of anything like that, I mean I was homeschooled and all but still it didn't make any sense. Does that make sense to you all?

2007-03-25 13:39:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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