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Kate had just got married and she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mom reassured her. "Don't worry, Kate. Jim's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you."

When she got upstairs, Jim took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Kate ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mom! Jim's got a big hairy chest." "Don't worry, Kate," says the mother," all good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take care of you."

So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Jim took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Kate ran downstairs to her mother. "Mom! Jim took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!"

"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Jim's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you." So up she went again. When she got up there, Jim took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Kate saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mom! Jim's got a foot and a half!"

2007-03-25 13:45:57 · 19 answers · asked by Cuddly Lez 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

The mother replied, "Stay down here and fix dinner, This is a job for Momma."

2007-03-25 13:46:38 · update #1

19 answers

Haha, very good joke.
100/10

2007-03-25 13:53:02 · answer #1 · answered by Stephanie_ is_ bomb. 3 · 2 0

Still funny.
I once saw a 3 legged dog who was a virgin come into the bar looking for the man who shot his PAW!

2007-03-25 13:50:08 · answer #2 · answered by front door 3 · 0 0

Funny.

2007-03-25 13:52:07 · answer #3 · answered by ☆**♥M3Lani3♥**☆ 3 · 0 0

Watch out for Momma, cause she will eat him alive.. That was a funny one..

2007-03-25 13:49:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! lol! 10!

2007-03-25 13:50:59 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

Very funny.

2007-03-25 13:50:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That was great. I laughed out loud!

2007-03-25 13:51:40 · answer #7 · answered by phantom stranger 3 · 1 0

Love it.

2007-03-25 13:49:46 · answer #8 · answered by loza500 3 · 0 0

ha ha ha thats funny! lol

2007-03-25 13:49:28 · answer #9 · answered by tropicaltwist782 5 · 1 0

ROFL.... i wish i had 18 inches

2007-03-25 13:49:17 · answer #10 · answered by hell_speak 2 · 2 0

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