Man goes to his doctor&complains his wife hasn't wanted to have s*x with him for the past 6mths.Doc tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her & hopefully see what the problem is.Following day the wife goes to the Doc's office.Doc asks her what's wrong;why doesn't she want to have sex with her husband.
"Oh that's easily explained. For the past 6mths," the wife says,"I've been taking a cab to work every morning. I don't have any money.The cab driver asks me, 'Are you going to pay today or what?' So I take an 'or what'. "Then when I get to work - I'm late,so the boss asks me 'Are we going to write this down in the book or what?' So I take an 'or what. "I take a cab to go home after work as usual - I have no money.The cab driver asks me again! 'So are you going to pay this time or what?' Again I take an 'or what'.
So you see doctor by the time I get home I'm so tired out & don't want it any more."
"Yes I see says the doctor. So are we going to tell your husband, or what?"
2007-03-25 13:42:28 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hi fidgety. Congratulations on your new orange badge.Very well deserved.What's it like to be in the club?
The orange club I mean!!!!!!!
2007-03-26 01:21:33 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-03-25 22:18:37 · answer #2 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A nice version of a joke i heard some while back!
You forgot to mention she was hard of hearing!
3/5 for reminding me!
2007-03-25 21:01:43 · answer #3 · answered by Chris W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!
I found a site with litrally millions of naughty jokes in it....and it's mine, all mine (HAR HAR HAR < meant to be an evil laugh>
Have a little twinkly star to match the one in your eye's.
(which one's the glass one again?????) :)
x
2007-03-26 10:04:31 · answer #4 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats funny
2007-03-25 21:15:58 · answer #5 · answered by to_good4u28 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved this one F-F, funny my ex used to say that. x
2007-03-26 15:26:39 · answer #6 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.!!!
2007-03-25 22:55:45 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-25 20:48:49 · answer #8 · answered by creme8888 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good pmsl 10/10 for that one
2007-03-25 23:39:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL pretty funny !!
2007-03-25 20:52:37 · answer #10 · answered by Bren 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋