Entertainment & Music - 25 March 2007

1. You dance and it makes the band skip.

2. You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.

3. You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.

4. You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.

5. Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."

6. You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for your picture.

7. You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.

8. You could sell shade.

9. Your blood type is Ragu.

10. You need an appointment to attend an 'open house'.

2007-03-25 14:11:50 · 12 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-25 14:11:50 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My husband retired, and for the first time in over 40 years I had to think about preparing midday meals.

Tired of it after several months, I said, "I married you for better or worse, but not for lunch."

"Fair enough. From now on I'll make my own," he replied.

A few weeks later he had to go downtown on business and invited me to join him afterwards.

"We could have lunch at that Chinese place we both like," he suggested.

I happily agreed. At the restaurant the next day we were seated, and the waiter came to take our order.

My husband looked up, a twinkle in his eyes and said, "Separate checks, please..."

2007-03-25 14:10:48 · 5 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-25 14:10:32 · 41 answers · asked by Rudy 2 in Polls & Surveys

Would anyone care to join me for some cuddle time?

2007-03-25 14:10:31 · 4 answers · asked by Stephanie_ is_ bomb. 3 in Polls & Surveys

We had severe weather break in.

2007-03-25 14:10:30 · 4 answers · asked by Froggie 5 in Television

Why does it taste so darn delicious?

2007-03-25 14:10:13 · 15 answers · asked by Wolfpack 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-25 14:10:03 · 50 answers · asked by bpositive 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-25 14:10:00 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Me and Tara were best friends from like 2nd grade until 9th grade when she moved away, but we still kept in touch until about a year ago and we lose touch. well about a month ago she contacted my on Myspace and I found out that she is going to have a baby girl by the end of this month!!! well I want to be happy for her, and she seems really happy about it...but my morals have always told me that having a baby at the age of 16 prolly isn't that good of an idea!! we're bath 16 (same bithday actually) and I just don't know what to do or think.......I'm not gonna go up to her and go "you freggin' wore! how stupid can you be?!" or anything like that.....just please help!!!! Please and Thank you!
~Katie!~

BTW... we're both 16 and in in 11th grade now (well she's in 10th now...)

2007-03-25 14:09:45 · 18 answers · asked by ♥femme fatale♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys

I tried to ban candy from my diet but fruit snacks are so good ha ha especially Welch's strawberry fruit snacks

2007-03-25 14:09:44 · 10 answers · asked by 12Grey14 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-25 14:09:23 · 2 answers · asked by Da Bomb 1 in Music

open to everything

2007-03-25 14:09:18 · 10 answers · asked by Sarah 2 in Music

Does anybody think Fergie, London Bridge ang Fergalicious are over rated?

2007-03-25 14:09:16 · 10 answers · asked by Sea♥Turtle 3 in Music

Bonus - name the acress who played Jo??

2007-03-25 14:09:12 · 25 answers · asked by Zabes 6 in Polls & Surveys

Why are there soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many reruns????!?! Are they just kicking whats left of their fanbase in the stomach for the heck of it???!?!

Like this show this season has ACTUALLY gotten good. But every other week (sarcasm of course) there is another dumb butt rerun.

Is it just me or is everyone seriously getting sick of this?

(By the way, I DO have a life! haha!)

2007-03-25 14:09:00 · 6 answers · asked by me 3 in Television

2007-03-25 14:08:57 · 6 answers · asked by Questions&Answers 4 in Television

2007-03-25 14:08:31 · 2 answers · asked by kaniathebee 2 in Music

There's this commercial
And the dinosaur says:

"Because I have a big head,
and little arms"

Now does anyone else find this funny?

I find it absolutely hilarioussss lmao

2007-03-25 14:08:23 · 8 answers · asked by toy ming 2 in Movies

It makes me feel like a million bucks.

2007-03-25 14:08:15 · 55 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How do you find out when there will be a movie premire? Like for the new pirates of the caribbean movie? How do all those people know? I want to go to one but, I have no idea they are even taking place. Anybody know???

2007-03-25 14:07:50 · 4 answers · asked by Dogpaw 1 in Movies

for every one with a busy lifestylehttp://www.00fun.com/thevoiceinsideyourhead414.shtml

2007-03-25 14:07:47 · 15 answers · asked by dee_ann 6 in Polls & Surveys

A man lies dead in the desert, with nothing but an unopened package. The contents of the package explains his death.

What is in the package?

2007-03-25 14:07:35 · 12 answers · asked by loza500 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I am using a pretty powerful chainsaw with a new blade on it. Actually I am renting it from Home Depot. I am planning on diggin deep around the stump and trying to chainsaw it below the surface of the ground and throw dirt and grass seed on top of it.

Will this work? Has anybody tried it?

did it take long?

2007-03-25 14:07:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Bonus - what was the name of their neighbor?

2007-03-25 14:06:46 · 18 answers · asked by Zabes 6 in Polls & Surveys

Because if they all went, it would be Hell !! Agree??

lol - for the love of men..such adorable creatures!

2007-03-25 14:06:05 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

no idea what it is. I don't know much about it, some of the lyrics are "I'll take you back....you take my everything" ?? its a rock song I heard on the radio not too long ago. Any ideas?

2007-03-25 14:06:00 · 2 answers · asked by spike_boy43613 1 in Music

"even heroes have the right to bleed"


how would u explain that

2007-03-25 14:05:50 · 24 answers · asked by indecisive 6 in Polls & Surveys

(CHORUS)
Hey, hey, you, you
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you
I could be your girlfriend

Hey, hey, you, you
I know that you like me
No way, no way
No, it's not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you
I want to be your girlfriend

You're so fine I want you mine you're so delicious
I think about you all the time you're so addictive
Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright (Alright...)

Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious
And hell yeah, I'm the mother ******* princess
I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right (I'm right...)

She's like so whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about

(CHORUS)

I can see the way, I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time again and again (Again and again...)

So come over here and tell me what I wanna hear
Better, yet, make your girlfriend disappear
I don't wanna hear you say her name ever again (And again...)

Because...

She's like so whatever
And she could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about

(CHORUS)

(Uh)
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in
She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?

2007-03-25 14:05:47 · 3 answers · asked by Blah-Blah590 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-25 14:05:27 · 3 answers · asked by dantam93 1 in Television