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1. You dance and it makes the band skip.

2. You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.

3. You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.

4. You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.

5. Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."

6. You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for your picture.

7. You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.

8. You could sell shade.

9. Your blood type is Ragu.

10. You need an appointment to attend an 'open house'.

2007-03-25 14:11:50 · 12 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

Funny!

2007-03-25 15:06:22 · answer #1 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0 0

Vey Funny

2007-03-25 14:31:59 · answer #2 · answered by CommonSense 5 · 1 0

thats funny 10 plus

2007-03-25 14:25:36 · answer #3 · answered by gregs111 6 · 1 0

Funny! Good one! 10!

2007-03-25 14:15:04 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Very funny!

2007-03-25 14:28:52 · answer #5 · answered by mark747 4 · 1 0

Good one, but I've heard all those answers on the MTV show "Yo Mama".

2007-03-25 15:20:22 · answer #6 · answered by Lorenzo A 2 · 0 0

You go to an all-you-can-eat lunch buffet, and stay for dinner.

2007-03-25 17:33:35 · answer #7 · answered by zzooti 5 · 0 0

when you sit around the house---you really sit AROUND the house!!!

2007-03-25 16:27:05 · answer #8 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 0 0

those are good...my blood type is red gravy!!!

2007-03-25 16:03:03 · answer #9 · answered by Sassy Belle 3 · 0 0

lol

2007-03-25 14:32:09 · answer #10 · answered by my_chem_42 2 · 1 0

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