My husband retired, and for the first time in over 40 years I had to think about preparing midday meals.
Tired of it after several months, I said, "I married you for better or worse, but not for lunch."
"Fair enough. From now on I'll make my own," he replied.
A few weeks later he had to go downtown on business and invited me to join him afterwards.
"We could have lunch at that Chinese place we both like," he suggested.
I happily agreed. At the restaurant the next day we were seated, and the waiter came to take our order.
My husband looked up, a twinkle in his eyes and said, "Separate checks, please..."
2007-03-25 14:10:48 · 5 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, keep em coming ... ... ...
2007-03-26 04:27:39 · answer #1 · answered by melark 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one!
2007-03-25 14:14:22 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
yea is cats like on crack, that wasn't funny. i mean, for awhile i thought you put this in the wrong catigory.
2007-03-25 14:42:49 · answer #3 · answered by Tom 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
funny!
2007-03-25 15:09:08 · answer #4 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was soooooooo gay, i dont even get it!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-25 14:34:09 · answer #5 · answered by my_chem_42 2 · 1⤊ 4⤋