>
>>> >
>>> >A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some
>>> >cigarettes.He walks down to the store
>>> >only to find it closed. So he goes
>>>into a nearby bar to use the
>>> >vending machine. At the bar he
>>> >sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a
>>>couple
>>> >of beers and one
>>> >thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment.After
>>> >they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its
>>>so
>>> >late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you got any talcum
>>>powder?"
>>> >She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on
>>>his
>>> >hands and then he goes home. His wife is waiting for him in the
>>> >doorway and she is pretty angry. Where the hell have you been?".
>>> >Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked,
>>>but
>>> >they were closed.
>>> >So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this
>>>great
>>> >looking girl there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to
>>> >another and I ended up
>>>in bed with her.
>>> >"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered
>>> >with powder and says..."You God damn liar!!! You were playing
>>>pool
>>> >again!!!"
>>> >
>>> >Moral of the story: Always tell your wife the truth.
>>> >She won't believe you
>>> >anyway. At least your conscience is
>>> >clear.
>>> >
>>>
>
2007-03-25
07:32:31
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