Entertainment & Music - 21 March 2007

I recently made my own website and after some suggestions from people on here im pretty happy with it, but if you think it could be improved upon, made more profesional i'd be grateful for your suggestions. thanks in advance.

http://www.the-dark-knight-.piczo.com/?cr=7&rfm=y

2007-03-21 23:05:57 · 6 answers · asked by dark-knight 2 in Movies

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right thats it here have this one?

A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled.
The farmer said, "That's once."
A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again.
The farmer said, "That's twice."
After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse.
His brand new bride raised all kind of hell with him, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do."
The farmer said, "That's once."

2007-03-21 23:05:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Where are the guys from Busted now?

2007-03-21 23:04:55 · 2 answers · asked by nomis 1 in Celebrities

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A Doctor And A Lawyer?

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.

The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

2007-03-21 23:04:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Reccomend asong for my ipod.?

My ipod needs some new songs, any suggestions?

2007-03-21 23:03:35 · 32 answers · asked by dark-knight 2 in Music

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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

2007-03-21 23:03:09 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If you were the best deep sea diver in the world?

Would you never buy a sponge from the shops again?

2007-03-21 23:02:28 · 8 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

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How many teeth do you have left?

Me I have 4 more teeth. One of them is hurting bad!

2007-03-21 23:02:16 · 23 answers · asked by Summer 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Should I really Find this Amusing......?

getting ready for school and brushing her hair my daughter came down stairs with the brush wrapped and proper stuck in the fringe bit of her hair, looking like its going to need cutting out at the scalp!! bless her we got it out with a bottle of conditioner ! Should i still be giggling about it ?? feel a bit guilty !

2007-03-21 23:01:33 · 12 answers · asked by ♥Honesty ♥.•´ `*.¸ ♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Well I'm going now, do you fancy coming to the future with me?

It will be a Hi-Tech future, in Smokey Grey, Blue Grey and Transluscent.
On the cutting edge of technology and sophistication. Representitive of Mans struggle to conquer nature and move forward to find his place in the world.
The clang of machanics replaced by the soft purr of electricity.
Everything gliding smoothly into place.

Who fancies coming with me?

2007-03-21 23:01:10 · 8 answers · asked by malcolmg 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Is this funny or what?

The President was out walking on a beautiful snowy day, when he saw that somebody had urinated on the White House lawn to spell out "The President Sucks." Infuriated, he called on the secret service to figure out who had done it. In a few hours, they came to him and told him that there was some bad news and some worse news.
"The bad news is that the urine is from the Vice President."

"Al? How could you do this to me? What could be worse than this?"

"The handwriting''s the first lady''s."

2007-03-21 23:00:14 · 6 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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What does C+ means in piano?

2007-03-21 22:58:28 · 11 answers · asked by cinderella wannabe 2 in Music

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Looking for performer & name of "Doobie, doobie.." recent song?

Hey all!

Recent song, girl's voice, goes "doobie, doobie, doobie, doobaye..?" The last 'doobAYE' is very pronounced, it's as if she says 'Dubai' and adds an 'e' at the end.

Anyone know who that is?
Thanks :)

2007-03-21 22:58:07 · 2 answers · asked by RD 1 in Music

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how to spot an idiot?

IDIOT SIGHTINGS...
Sighting #1: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" I said, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know? "He smiled and nodded knowingly, "That's why we ask."

Sighting #2: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it is safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine, when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals to blind people when the light is red. She responded, appalled, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?"

Sighting #3: At a good-bye lunch for an old and dear coworker who is leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager spoke up and said, "this is fun. We should have lunch like this more often." Not another word was spoken. We just looked at each other like deer staring into the headlights of an approaching truck.

Sighting #4: I worked with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her could not understand why her system would not turn on.

Sighting #5: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger's side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open." Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's open!" "I know," answered the young man.- "I already got that side."

2007-03-21 22:58:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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what is wrong with you guys can not i ask a question?

2007-03-21 22:55:36 · 13 answers · asked by Thomas John Patrick Welling 1 in Movies

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My friends say music influences people ......?

they say it drives people to do things they'll regret... especially rock and metal, and though i may say i would never hurt anyone, they say i still shouldn't listen to it cos i never know. What do you think?

2007-03-21 22:55:16 · 11 answers · asked by Taylor 2 in Music

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