how to spot an idiot?

Question

IDIOT SIGHTINGS...
Sighting #1: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" I said, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know? "He smiled and nodded knowingly, "That's why we ask."

Sighting #2: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it is safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine, when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals to blind people when the light is red. She responded, appalled, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?"

Sighting #3: At a good-bye lunch for an old and dear coworker who is leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager spoke up and said, "this is fun. We should have lunch like this more often." Not another word was spoken. We just looked at each other like deer staring into the headlights of an approaching truck.

Sighting #4: I worked with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her could not understand why her system would not turn on.

Sighting #5: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger's side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open." Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's open!" "I know," answered the young man.- "I already got that side."

Sighting #6: I work in a hospital and one day the doctor and I were asking a pregnant lady some questions upon admission to the maternity ward. When we asked her who we should call in case of an emergency, she stated "911".

Sighting #7: My daughter was going over to the neighbors house to visit but didn't want to miss a call from her boyfriend so she took the cordless phone with her. While at the neighbors she wanted to check back at home to see if her younger brother was okay. My daughter then picked up the neighbors phone and dialed our number. While waiting for someone to answer the phone at home, the phone she brought over with her began to ring. She immediately hung up the neighbors phone and answered our phone. There was no one there. She wanted to know who it was who called so she used our phone to call our house. The line was busy. Getting very frustrated she left the neighbors to go home and see who was on the phone. No one was on the phone. My daughter could not figure out

Answer 1

It is a lack of common sense in the world!

Answer 2

a co worker attended a training course on microsoft excel this week. The trainer showed the class how to add a new sheet and then opened a spreadsheet with 50 sheets on it.
He said "As you can see this spreadsheet has 50 sheets on it, does anyone want to guess what is the maximum number of sheets you can get onto 1 spreadsheet?"
My co worker raised her hand and said in a serious and questioning tone "40?"
The laughter from the room could be heard upstairs!

Answer 3

OMG LOL. If that last one is really true, then what a dumb A**!!! unfortunately my bf has idiot moments, but none as bas as any of that. one time he put the clothes in the dryer and forgot to press start and when i went out for the clothes they were sitting there in a wet wad still. stuff like that really agrivates me.

Answer 4

Loki strikes again, very good joke, loved ( 4 & 5 ) pleased they wasn`t Blonde?????? unless you know different. 10/10+ star

Answer 5

:D I like these, but get ready for the sensible squad to report you for 'not a question or answer'

Answer 6

Oh man, that was hilarious! The last one rocked!!!

Answer 7

Thank you Loki (again).

Answer 8

Good examples....

Answer 9

oh my God!they were hilarious!gimme more!!