A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled.
The farmer said, "That's once."
A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again.
The farmer said, "That's twice."
After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse.
His brand new bride raised all kind of hell with him, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do."
The farmer said, "That's once."
2007-03-21 23:05:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"That's once."
2007-03-21 23:14:17 · answer #1 · answered by awana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1/10
2007-03-22 10:10:51 · answer #2 · answered by MUTLEY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny 7/10 but what is the betting some one will complain about this one?
2007-03-22 06:10:27 · answer #3 · answered by ANDREW J 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
and his new bride said that is two, one for the horse and two for the threat.........then once they got home and she helped him off with his clothes and seen what he had she said that is three...pulled out the shogun and shot him.
sorry just got away from myself. Joke was funny. Thank you
2007-03-22 06:40:22 · answer #4 · answered by its just a joke 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I was the wife I would leave right then and there. But that is right women need to get like that old children saying,
"Women should be seen not heard"
lol
2007-03-23 17:08:12 · answer #5 · answered by Twister 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Meh... s'alright..poor horsey...But yeah.... Hope the farmer shoots the bride...moody old cow...
2007-03-22 06:19:36 · answer #6 · answered by ` [ [ E l i e B e a n ] ] ; ; 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good joke.
Wonder how long it will take for someone to complain though.
2007-03-22 06:13:37 · answer #7 · answered by x SexySian x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, does it for me, like his style, have a star
2007-03-22 06:15:19 · answer #8 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny
2007-03-22 06:35:28 · answer #9 · answered by kitty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny. 10/10!!!
2007-03-22 06:20:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a classic one. :)
2007-03-22 06:11:05 · answer #11 · answered by hockey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋