Entertainment & Music - 21 March 2007

An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day trying toget a stay of execution for a client, James Wright, who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he got through the door at home, his wife started on him about, "What time of night do you call this? "Where have you been?" And on and on.
Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went
and poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks. While he wasin the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight. Finally realizing what a day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs to give him the good news.As she opened the door she was greeted by the sight of her husbands rear end.

2007-03-21 08:13:57 · 16 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-21 08:13:50 · 14 answers · asked by ﺸÐïåMóñdÐôññåﺸ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-21 08:13:43 · 8 answers · asked by dj 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-21 08:13:42 · 23 answers · asked by rovelose1 2 in Celebrities

a kinky curly little hair on your toothbrush in the morning....w t f goes on when I'm not home

2007-03-21 08:13:14 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-21 08:13:04 · 8 answers · asked by ﺸÐïåMóñdÐôññåﺸ 5 in Polls & Surveys

5'9"

2007-03-21 08:12:47 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

who do you think is the most talented American Idol this season? I have lots of favs including gina and phil stacy. What did you think of Sanjaya's performance last night? Looked like he was trying his hardest to fit in, what do you think?

2007-03-21 08:12:39 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-03-21 08:12:15 · 22 answers · asked by ﺸÐïåMóñdÐôññåﺸ 5 in Polls & Surveys

If you put a coin in the bottle and close it with a cork ...how can you get it from there without breaking the bottle and without opening the cork?

2007-03-21 08:11:46 · 12 answers · asked by Aquamarine 5 in Jokes & Riddles

People spell "pregnant" like pregnet, pregnent, pregnate. I especially see girls who are PREGNANT spell it wrong. Maybe they should have been more concerned with education instead of conception (making a baby). Does it annoy you too?

2007-03-21 08:11:32 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I love throwing big words around. hee hee!

2007-03-21 08:11:21 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

with me, should i take my purse, or is it a bad idea?

2007-03-21 08:11:19 · 10 answers · asked by Sushilove 2 in Music

2007-03-21 08:11:17 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-21 08:10:21 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My biggest dream is tobe an actress, ive wanted this since i was a little girl, im a junior in high school right now in San Jose CA. i just turned 17 in march. and i was just wondering waht do i have to do to get out there and be seen?

2007-03-21 08:09:40 · 8 answers · asked by Angie O 1 in Celebrities

I'm willing to try anything! ;)

2007-03-21 08:09:36 · 66 answers · asked by everlong1988 1 in Movies

2007-03-21 08:09:31 · 13 answers · asked by DEIDRESWEET2006 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I got a violation.

2007-03-21 08:09:12 · 5 answers · asked by Dovey 7 in Polls & Surveys

Would like to know if Jim Carrey survived; haven't watched the movie yet.

2007-03-21 08:08:24 · 5 answers · asked by Dirty Harry 1 in Movies

2007-03-21 08:08:18 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm going to Ecuidor because, in the tropical heat, the zombies will rot within days.

2007-03-21 08:07:42 · 5 answers · asked by Titainsrule 4 in Polls & Surveys

underage kids....non-alocholic for you...but you can come too!

2007-03-21 08:07:37 · 31 answers · asked by ♥Sparkling♥Jules♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

You go out for lunch and get yourself a sandwich and a packet of crisps, do you eat the crisps before, during or after you eat your sandwich ?

2007-03-21 08:07:29 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You know, the show that you just can't believe is still on when some other good shows are getting canceled left and right!! What shows do you think deserve the ax? Or what shows have gotten the ax that you really liked?

2007-03-21 08:07:19 · 26 answers · asked by Dee 3 in Television

I do hate doing this for work.

DRAGON 2008
"I BELIEVE IN U.S."

2007-03-21 08:07:04 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

in my coffee cup, I hope nothing spills out!!!

Do you think that this crack is soooo small and tight that it won't let any hot liquid spill out??? ;)

Luv ya,
Mel

2007-03-21 08:06:56 · 8 answers · asked by Melrose 2 in Polls & Surveys

Who will be kicked off
tonights show???

2007-03-21 08:06:21 · 6 answers · asked by Cher 6 in Television

I just got an email from a ticked off user who said their Answer was better than the one i chose. Wow! FYI I am not offended if you don't give me Best Answer, just so you all know LOL

2007-03-21 08:06:03 · 44 answers · asked by Rod Rod Go 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-21 08:05:43 · 12 answers · asked by Aiden's Momma 3 in Polls & Surveys