An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day trying toget a stay of execution for a client, James Wright, who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he got through the door at home, his wife started on him about, "What time of night do you call this? "Where have you been?" And on and on.
Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went
and poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks. While he wasin the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight. Finally realizing what a day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs to give him the good news.As she opened the door she was greeted by the sight of her husbands rear end.
2007-03-21 08:13:57 · 16 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
end as he was bent over naked, drying his legs and
feet.
"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.
He whirled around and screamed, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WOMAN, DON'T YOU
EVER
STOP?"
2007-03-21 08:14:29 · update #1
Lol very good! But honestly they never look like they're hanging right do they? Lol
2007-03-21 11:00:25 · answer #1 · answered by Lovely Witch 25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one chris wouldnt think any wife would no that 10/10
2007-03-21 11:03:26 · answer #2 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one girl pmsl 10/10
2007-03-22 01:21:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
quality; better than the other sh!t being posted on here. 9/10
2007-03-21 08:49:32 · answer #4 · answered by johnmfsample 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are hanging too low Or to one side.....
2007-03-23 05:52:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, HaHaHa, i didnt see that punch line coming
xxx
2007-03-21 08:19:28 · answer #6 · answered by qwerty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That got me smiling:)
2007-03-21 09:27:43 · answer #7 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good, well worth passing on.
2007-03-21 08:46:21 · answer #8 · answered by busterdomino 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very good made me chuckle
2007-03-21 08:20:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee!
2007-03-21 08:32:18 · answer #10 · answered by Dogsbody 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋