Entertainment & Music - 20 March 2007

After taking a car without the owners consent. Personally I blame the Police.

2007-03-20 21:19:11 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Law Of Gravity

A blind man went to the airport to fly in a small plane and the pilot asked him,” if you're blind, why do you want to fly?"
And the blind man said, he just wanted to have the experience.
So off through the skies they went!
The pilot had a heart attack and passed out and the blind man felt around and found the mike and keyed up and said, "Help, help, I'm a blind man flying upside down in a small plane and the pilot has
passed out!"
A voice came over the speaker that said, "if you are a blind man, how do you know you're upside down?"
The man said, "because **** is running out of my collar!!!!"

2007-03-20 21:18:35 · 2 answers · asked by Dave 6 in Polls & Surveys

The person who wrote the note "Wrote that when you could see it, you

2007-03-20 21:18:19 · 3 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

no for me, i'm not special enough hehe ; )

2007-03-20 21:17:25 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

primus or my life with the thrill kill kult?

2007-03-20 21:17:15 · 11 answers · asked by Lazrus 6 in Polls & Surveys

and if so how? what's your technique?

2007-03-20 21:16:38 · 11 answers · asked by Fia 4 in Polls & Surveys

A 70-year-old man and God

A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ''Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?''
And the man says, ''Oh me and God? We're tight. We have a real bond, he's good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off.''
Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished. He called the man's wife and said, ''I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?''
And she says, ''That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!''

2007-03-20 21:15:31 · 11 answers · asked by Dave 6 in Polls & Surveys

A man walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He replied, "I got shingles."

She said, "Fill out this form and supply your name, address, medical insurance number. When you're done, please take a seat."

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked him what he had. He said, "I got shingles."

So she took down his height, weight, and complete medical history, then said, "Change into this gown and wait in the examining room."

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked him what he had. He said, "I got shingles."

So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram and told him to wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles."

The doctor gave him a full examination, and then said, "I just checked you out thoroughly, and I can't find shingles anywhere."

The man replied, "They're outside in the truck. Where do you want them?"

2007-03-20 21:13:44 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I Was Wondering If Any One Knows Where I Could Find A Picture Of Rey Za Burrel And Stellar Together,,And Photobucket,google images,yahoo images,dont have any. i would really appreciate it

2007-03-20 21:12:40 · 4 answers · asked by chrono100000 2 in Comics & Animation

2007-03-20 21:12:13 · 6 answers · asked by thumpurrboy 1 in Celebrities

It's the part in the episode where he's being transferred and is being led out of the prison.

2007-03-20 21:12:12 · 1 answers · asked by salma_n 1 in Television

2007-03-20 21:12:02 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A husband was just coming out of anaesthesia after having surgery in the hospital, and his faithful wife was sitting at his bedside. His eyes started to open and he quietly uttered, "You're beautiful."

He soon drifted back to sleep, and after awhile he woke up and said, "You're cute."

"What happened to beautiful?" she asked him.

"The drugs are wearing off," he replied.

2007-03-20 21:11:46 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-20 21:11:10 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-20 21:11:09 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

in the past i am sure all of us have made bad choices about music, and bands we followed can you name the one that looking back now you wish you never would have liked?




*mine is I.C.P, i know its a sad sad sad day*

2007-03-20 21:10:31 · 31 answers · asked by Lazrus 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-20 21:10:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This is the Title of a Movie, starring Nicole Kidman.

2007-03-20 21:10:04 · 7 answers · asked by beth 1 in Music

My grandparents recently moved to Lousiana and I'm afraid to go visit them. I don't wanna get tricked into eating possum.

2007-03-20 21:09:52 · 8 answers · asked by √ẫηΣşşẫ 5 in Polls & Surveys

My bass guitar broke and i called musiciansfriend.com and they would not replace because it was out of warranty by 2 months. this breakage was not my fault as the volume nob twisted off the internal wiring broke and the amplifier broke all two months after warranty what should i do.

2007-03-20 21:09:51 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

its brand new i heard it in a club over weekend and its really upbeat and says 'come on' over and over again. theyve started to play it on galaxy. Anyone know??

2007-03-20 21:09:43 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Good Old Blinky, is going to have to come over. To your house now, and sprinkle sand in your eyes in order to get you to go to sleep?

2007-03-20 21:09:12 · 10 answers · asked by Blinky 3 in Polls & Surveys

rather than blonde??

2007-03-20 21:09:03 · 8 answers · asked by TruPlayazDontDiE 1 in Celebrities

2007-03-20 21:09:02 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or at least set it to friends of friends...

2007-03-20 21:08:48 · 6 answers · asked by ~ Mercury ~ 2 in Polls & Surveys

Two little old ladies

Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a Flower Show was in progress.
One leaned over and said to the other, "Life is so darned boring; we never have any fun anymore.
For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid Flower Show!"
"You're on!" said the other old lady holding up a $5.00 bill.
The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely nude, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the Flower Show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
The naked and smiling old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
"I won 1st Prize as Best Dried Arrangement!"

2007-03-20 21:07:37 · 6 answers · asked by Dave 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-20 21:06:47 · 15 answers · asked by ~ Mercury ~ 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-20 21:06:05 · 18 answers · asked by Jayson Kane 7 in Polls & Surveys

what did you think i was putting you out for?

2007-03-20 21:05:30 · 13 answers · asked by Minty 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-20 21:05:24 · 13 answers · asked by ~ Mercury ~ 2 in Polls & Surveys