A husband was just coming out of anaesthesia after having surgery in the hospital, and his faithful wife was sitting at his bedside. His eyes started to open and he quietly uttered, "You're beautiful."
He soon drifted back to sleep, and after awhile he woke up and said, "You're cute."
"What happened to beautiful?" she asked him.
"The drugs are wearing off," he replied.
2007-03-20 21:11:46 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO! (--,)
2007-03-21 06:51:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It caused a SMILE, - but, then, the drugs wore off, and I realised, - I heard that "JOKE" many times before, - the LAST time, was about TEN YEARS back!
If you're thinkin' of a career change, - becoming a comedian, - take some advice, - DON'T!
2007-03-20 22:21:30 · answer #2 · answered by Spike 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-03-20 21:20:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA - THAT'S SIDE SPLITTING!!
Well maybe just funny
I chuckled i guess
Nah, I laughed politely...
(the drugs have worn off)
That's the worst joke ever, get a life!
LOL
2007-03-20 21:33:27 · answer #4 · answered by Haggis B 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha really funny!!
*a few moments later*
Oh that's cute *meds wearing off*
2007-03-20 21:16:19 · answer #5 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite good
2007-03-20 21:18:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha very funny
2007-03-20 21:15:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-23 11:22:59 · answer #8 · answered by kookiemonster32 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-20 21:18:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well what did he call her in the end
2007-03-21 06:15:05 · answer #10 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, passable 6/10.
2007-03-20 22:43:43 · answer #11 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋