Two little old ladies
Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a Flower Show was in progress.
One leaned over and said to the other, "Life is so darned boring; we never have any fun anymore.
For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid Flower Show!"
"You're on!" said the other old lady holding up a $5.00 bill.
The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely nude, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the Flower Show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
The naked and smiling old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
"I won 1st Prize as Best Dried Arrangement!"
2007-03-20 21:07:37 · 6 answers · asked by Dave 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hahhahah hell yeah! Does that mean that she got a prize along with 5 bucks?!
2007-03-20 21:10:44 · answer #1 · answered by Wendy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes that is cute. I will have to remember that to tell my little 85 yr. old grandmother. She is one who would do it too.
2007-03-20 21:11:45 · answer #2 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a little long, need to get to the point faster, but ending is good
2007-03-20 21:12:03 · answer #3 · answered by Nice 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa that pretty funny
2007-03-20 21:11:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was kinda funny
2007-03-20 21:11:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i do, my grandma however does not. lol.
2007-03-20 21:11:00 · answer #6 · answered by heather l 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋